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« on: May 01, 2009, 09:06:06 PM »

http://omegle.com/

Funny site. Tongue

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what do you want to talk about?
You: THE GAME
You have disconnected.

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You: Are you a spy?
Stranger: YO!
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: are you?
You: Only spies would say that
You: therefore you are, in fact, a spy
Stranger: mhmm i see.
You: MEEP\
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The hardest part of it is being able to get into a meaningful conversation Tongue
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 09:25:14 PM »

I go here now and then. Rather funny.

I always like to flirt with them, then insult their peaches.

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You: poo
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: poo?
You: mebe
You: you don't like poo?
You: D:
Stranger: pooh?
You: yea
You: pooh bear
Stranger:  love pooh
You: he's so kawaii :3
Stranger: I like to eat broccoli!
You: are you flirting with me?
Stranger: what do you think?
You: :3
You: no?
You: Sad
You: :S
Stranger: I like to eat broccoli!
You: >:D
You: :3
Stranger: female or male?
You: female
You: Wink
Stranger: male
You: :O
Stranger: I like to eat broccoli!
You: and you like pooh bear?
You: the fuzzy little guy?
You: :D
Stranger: he is pretty cute
Stranger: for a charater
You: :O
You: am I cute?
Stranger: character
Stranger: sure
You: :D
Stranger: traits?
You: yay me
You: uhh
You: im silleh
You: people say I talk to much
You: :S
Stranger: I like to eat broccoli!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: my mommy
Stranger: i am from california
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: no i am from my grandpa
You: :O
You: ASSHOLE
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 09:54:31 PM »

Unlike you guys, I have an IQ above 60 and can thus hold a meaningful conversation with these strangers. I usually either give advice, get advice, or both. I'm usually the one to disconnect from meaningless conversations like the ones you two just posted.
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 10:03:44 PM »

Yeah, this site is pretty interesting.
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 10:50:01 PM »

Unlike you guys, I have an IQ above 60 and can thus hold a meaningful conversation with these strangers. I usually either give advice, get advice, or both. I'm usually the one to disconnect from meaningless conversations like the ones you two just posted.
Just because they say silly things doesn't mean their stupid. Something like what you said would lead me to believe you are stupid for such an illogical thought process.
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 11:07:47 PM »

The only stranger I talk to is myself.
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 11:19:31 PM »

I just went there and I just carried a legitimate not-Tubey-style-retarded conversation. Too bad I can't ever use any of that here! :D
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2009, 11:26:14 PM »

This site is kinda weird.  I just had a 45 minute conversation about music.
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It shouldn't be about how you spell doughnut, but how you share doughnuts with others and express unity towards other people and our environment. Don't drink and drive kids, you might hit some innocent person. I don't care if you die.
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2009, 04:58:16 AM »

I like this site. Thank you BlackHole.
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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2009, 05:51:09 AM »

It's so random. I could spend many pointless hours there.
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2009, 10:27:16 AM »

Unlike you guys, I have an IQ above 60 and can thus hold a meaningful conversation with these strangers. I usually either give advice, get advice, or both. I'm usually the one to disconnect from meaningless conversations like the ones you two just posted.
And the fact you would say that makes me "ruminate on the possibility" that you are a stuck up peaches.  Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2009, 10:30:04 AM »

So I am a stuck up peaches then.

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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2009, 10:58:49 AM »

I had a half-hour conversation with a stranger, in all caps, talking about Tony Hawk games. It was a great conversation.

Also:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I'm a moderator at Omegle, and I am conducting a survey among users to help make the system improve!
You: Would you care to answer a few questions?
You: This will only take a minute!
Stranger: fine
Stranger: gooooo
You: Ok, if you don't want to answer a question, you can just say you do not want to.
Stranger: go ahead
You: First of all, what age would you fall under? 18-, 18-24, or 24+?
Stranger: 16
You: Are you a male or female?
Stranger: m
You: Now, how often do you use Omegle?
You: In a day
Stranger: half an hour i day
You: Now, if you could change anything about the website, what would you change?
Stranger: screen some words like smeg u
You: Now, what do you like about Omegle?
Stranger: many people from many countries
You: Also, to respond to that answer, that was a question I was going to ask next, whether or not we should have a clowning filter.
You: So, I'm assuming you do want a filter, yes?
Stranger: yes
You: And finally, Red or Blue?
Stranger: r
You: Red?
You: Really?
Stranger: yeah
You: You see, I always like Pokemon Blue way more.
Stranger: fine
You: Pokemon Red looks like a mess, because it's all red.
Stranger: fine
You: Which Pokemon would win in a fight: Gengar or Mewtwo
Stranger: can't care less
You: Alright, the answer was Gengar
Stranger: fine
You: We're thinking of changing the Omegle motto to service how we unite all people within our nation, as you mentioned before.
You: Do you think we should extend our reach to the stars above?
You: Or, furthermore, denounce the evils of truth and love?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: Does Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light?
Stranger: lakers will beat it for sure
You: Also: Do you surrender?
Stranger: no
You: Then PREPARE TO FIGHT!
You: GO! KOFFING!
Stranger: yeah
You: KOFFING! USE SLUDGE!
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2009, 01:23:56 PM »

yes great fun, I prteneded that I was from a difrent conutry and got results!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: hie!
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: are you brazilian or chinese
You: gie how are you?
Stranger: fine thanks
You: do you like pez?
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: no
You: Im fram Peaname
Stranger: panama?
You: Peanamese
Stranger: what country is it?
You: pengamees
You: pename
Stranger: what country is it near
You: wit conal
You: panernal conarl
You: you know gie
Stranger: panemurl conarl
Stranger: ahh yes
Stranger: sok meee fokkin dik
You: u hae fun with that gie
Stranger: sukkee me dikee
You: sukue tie magar
Stranger: sukkee mee
You: pengsa
Stranger: smeg
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Yeah really fun, I just had a rather large conversation on fonts, and also...
you know whats really fun? Just saying bye to someone and leaving.
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2009, 01:55:00 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHY DO YOU WANT MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION?
Stranger: i don t
You: YEAH YOU DO
Stranger: no
You: YOU WERE PESTERING ME FOR IT FOR WEEKS
Stranger: not me
You: YOU WERE GONNA BUY PORN WERENT YOU
You: CAN I HAVE SOME
Stranger: ok i admit
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« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2009, 02:03:29 PM »

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You: WHY DO YOU WANT MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION?
Stranger: i don t
You: YEAH YOU DO
Stranger: no
You: YOU WERE PESTERING ME FOR IT FOR WEEKS
Stranger: not me
You: YOU WERE GONNA BUY PORN WERENT YOU
You: CAN I HAVE SOME
Stranger: ok i admit
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« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2009, 10:55:50 PM »

This site is awesome. I spent 15 minutes pretending to be Jesus.
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« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2009, 11:05:25 PM »

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You: I'm a real person
Stranger: No way, me too!
You: Are you interested in tasting Hitler's brand of oat cereal?
You: *Spam link*
Stranger: I like Admiral Ackbars cereal better.
You: NO FUCKING WAY
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« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2009, 11:12:24 PM »

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Stranger: No way, me too!
You: Are you interested in tasting Hitler's brand of oat cereal?
You: *Spam link*
Stranger: I like Admiral Ackbars cereal better.
You: NO FUCKING WAY
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« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2009, 11:28:29 PM »

I had a meaningful conversation and gave real advice to a mexican guy. It was awesome.
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2009, 01:02:13 AM »

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Stranger: helo
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: nah
Stranger: smeg
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2009, 02:04:09 AM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: hai
Stranger: what's cracking
You: my peaches
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey stranger, whats your name?
You: ronald
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: folo
Stranger: where are you
You: here
Stranger: haha
You: lal
Stranger: well why don't you come here
You: where is here
Stranger: uk
You: oh
Stranger: in my bedroom
You: can you touch my penis?
Stranger: yes i can
You: yay
You: ill cum over
Stranger: will you touch mine
You: you have a vagina, not a penis. i saw it yesterday
Stranger: thought so
Stranger: you did not look close enough
You: your penis is that small?
Stranger: or you would have seen how big it is
You: mmhmm
You: suuure
Stranger: how old are you
You: however old you want me to be
Stranger: bye
You: goodbye penis
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: yo, you have big feet no?
Stranger: 9 1/2
You: thought so
You: biig
Stranger: not really
Stranger: how big are yours? I like to eat broccoli!
You: 5 1/3
Stranger: you got tiny feet!
Stranger: chick or dude?
You: was a chick, now a dude
Stranger: please
Stranger: not another transgender
Stranger: i mean you guys stick to me like Kentucky Fried Chicken to a wet blanket
You: we love you
Stranger: its not mutual :D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: im gloria
Stranger: and im benjamin franklin!
You: and i have a sock the size of montana, wanna see? Wink
Stranger: but you're a girl
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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2009, 02:13:11 AM »

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You: Hi!
You: Say hi!
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: Maybe, you'd never even know!
Stranger: I don't want to talk to a girl.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
You: Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Do you know what song this is?
You: Yes.
You: It's Rebellion In Dreamland by Gamma Ray
Stranger: No, it's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVJ54VaOsuM
You: Huh, I do believe we may be listening to different songs...
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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2009, 02:30:33 AM »

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Stranger: id prefer a lime
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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2009, 05:43:00 AM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I'm from lithuania
You: i from argentina
You: cheap viagra
Stranger: You are freak?

You: gamemakergames.com/forum
You: cheap viagra there
Stranger: So?
Stranger: i don't nead it
You: why not
You: too good for viagra
You: ?
Stranger: I am young...
You: never too young for viagra
You: make big strong man
Stranger: I am just 13
You: prime age
You: in argentina, you fetch 40
You: money
Stranger: Ok goodbye freak


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fancy cyber sex?
You: oh yes please
Stranger: im rubbing up against you
You: *pulls out scrabble board*
You: now pick your lett-
You: oh
You: i think we had a different idea as to what cyber sex was
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« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2009, 06:58:05 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2009, 08:06:10 AM »

Great site. I had quite long chat with a stranger, we talked just about everything. One could easily put hours on chatting on that site.
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« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2009, 08:31:54 AM »

It is quite interesting, everyone I spoke to on their was from nsw aus, which is where i'm from.
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« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2009, 10:04:49 AM »

Huh.
Everybody I talk to are intellectuals, one taught me over the swine flu, one over eukarotes and pr... something-yotes, another of some image board on some website called 4chan, one over how Star Trek works, and one that disconnected after I took 30 seconds to reply to "hi."

Not once was "asl" or sex or Viagra or "are you a girl" or "where are you" brought up.
I think I'm missing the fun in this.
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« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2009, 12:27:23 PM »

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Stranger: hii
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: trinidad
You: it's in the criddean
Stranger: cool
You: b=cribbean
You: and you
Stranger: im from sweden
Stranger: in europe;D
You: so m or f
You: im male
Stranger: im female
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 16
You: you
Stranger: haha metoo
You: cool
You: so you like shopign and stuff right.
Stranger: haha yeah why?
You: sorry for my bad typing
Stranger: haha
You: ammm please don't diconnect
Stranger: haha noo why would i :D?
You: idk:D
Stranger: haha ;D
Stranger: what do u like to do?
You: make games , animate ,play football
Stranger: american football?
You: no soccer
You: I like to eat broccoli!
Stranger: ooh cool
Stranger: i play soccer too
You: and you
You: oh ok
Stranger: which is your posotion?
Stranger: position
You: defender
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im the keeper haha
You: cool
Stranger: haha
You: so what your name dont tell if you dont want to
Stranger: haha , im jenny
Stranger: an du?
You: shurlon
Stranger: nice
You: so am maybe
You: you can email me some time
You: Smile
Stranger: okey Smile
You: ssscybro2@hotmail.com
Stranger: okeey but i need to go now
You: send yours
You: pz
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i almost got it dam.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi hi
Stranger: hehe
You: i like long walk in the ark I like to eat broccoli!
You: how are you
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i am fine
You: asl
Stranger: i aslo hope a long talk
Stranger: 22 M china
You: cool
You: 16 m trinidad
Stranger: trinidad?
You: you speak good english
Stranger: let me google it
You: yea
You: ok
Stranger: ....
You: you know obama right
Stranger: you from middle amarica?
Stranger: of course i know
You: im live where the summit took place
Stranger: oh...
You: so you like games
You: you like to make games
Stranger: i lke PCand TV games
Stranger: do you know PSP or PS3?
You: own or know
You: i know both
Stranger: know
You: but own non
Stranger: i own one PSP and oneNDSL
You: i hade a ndsl
Stranger: trinidad is dangenous or not?
You: but im into makeing games
You: not really
Stranger: such as war?
You: i mean there is crime
You: but no war
Stranger: or armed rebellion
You: no
You: you
Stranger: sorry
You: sorry what
Stranger: i thought the middle america is very dangenous
You: idk
You: not where i live
Stranger: ....
Stranger: then where you live
Stranger: the continent
You: no on an island
You: pretty small
Stranger: Caribbean Sea


You: yea
Stranger: Caribbean private

Stranger: haha
Stranger: Pirates of the Caribbean
You: so you speak chines
You: I like to eat broccoli!
You: yes it was taped there
Stranger: o..cool
You: soooooooooooooooooo you like to make games
Stranger: make games?
You: yes
Stranger: mean what?
You: make your own game
Stranger: i am not a technical man
You: so
You: there is a program to do it
Stranger: i have no experience about making games
You: very easy
Stranger: say it
You: gamemaker
Stranger: ....
Stranger: well..bye
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« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2009, 01:17:56 PM »

lawl me screwing around with fonts.
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You: ಚಘಫಇಠಾಥ
Stranger: whoaa
Stranger: Smile
Stranger: cool
You: ಱರಭ
Stranger: what language is that
You: ಭಃಘ?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ಕಪ
Stranger: Smile
Stranger: nice bycle
Stranger: bcycle
You: ಠೀಸಷವಳ?
Stranger: are u from ancient egypt
Stranger: Tongue
You: ರಯಮಜ
Stranger: oor maybe u are elf like in LOTR?A
Stranger: :D
You: ಐಢಠ
Stranger: will u continue to write in strange characters?
You: ಞಇಬಘಕﱠ
You: !
You: :d
You: :D
Stranger: ok how is it written "bye" in that language
You: ઊ.ઠ.ઞ.લ?
Stranger: ok then bye
You: chao
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Stranger: m/f
Stranger: hello
You: லரற
Stranger: m/f
You: ய
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You: ಥಬೊ
Stranger: wut
You: ಟಢಣಿಥಳಾಥಬೊಫಪಔಮ
You: 777
Stranger: what
Stranger: im gonna disconnect
You: Sad
Stranger: youre weird Sad
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« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2009, 01:28:28 PM »

Nice. I tried talking to somebody using Google Translate in Korean but they left. Sad
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« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2009, 01:39:49 PM »

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Stranger: hi
You: s=asl
You: hi
Stranger: yoh, yoh
You: was up
Stranger: you re a rappper?
You: no my homey
You: but i try to be
Stranger: so, you try to rape yah?
You: rap
Stranger: so, you don't like to rape?
Stranger: are you gay?
You: what
You: you twistin my words
Stranger: what? no
You: asl
Stranger: i don't care if you are gay
Stranger: i'm liberal, you know
You: you re a rappper? i tought you ment you are a rapper like singing
You: asl
Stranger: so, you are not a rapper but you rape people...
Stranger: i understand now
You: I like to eat broccoli! you twister
You: ASL
You: age sex location
Stranger: i am a man but i'm not gay ok?
You: im not either
You: i like girls
Stranger: yes i known, if you rape them, you have to like them
Stranger: it is obvious
You: what is wrong with you I like to eat broccoli!
You: what you like gotes
You: goats
You: I like to eat broccoli!
You: My stars!
You: you like goats
You: ha ha ha ha ha ha
You: it's ok to be a goat lover
You: I like to eat broccoli!
Stranger: oh, this pretty animal with hornes??
Stranger: sure
Stranger: you don't like ?
You: your a goat lover
You: My stars!
Stranger: actually i prefer horses
You: you rape goats
You: My stars!
You: you meani
You: but i guess it's not that bad I like to eat broccoli!
You: goat boy you there
Stranger: i told i prefer horses
You: hourse banger
Stranger: i use goats if i have not much money
You: they bang you
You: hahahahahahahaha
You: so your gay and a goat banger and a hourse banger what are you a bangingmage
You: don't feel bad obout it
Stranger: i known
Stranger: i don't feel bad
You: I like to eat broccoli!
You: bye
Stranger: bye my rape friend
You: ok goat banger
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« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2009, 01:41:31 PM »

Really good one I did:

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Stranger: heyy
You: gmg
You: you're a girl, am i right?
You: because you used two Ys
Stranger: yep!
You: My stars! I"M A GENIUS
Stranger: hahah
You: girls use two Ys. all the time
Stranger: ur boy ?
You: yes
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: age ?
You: ...are you a spy?
Stranger: what ?!?
Stranger: nope !
You: you sure? why else would you ask for an age?
You: UNLESS YOU'RE A SPY... D:
Stranger: i wanna know!!
You: jeez
You: 13
Stranger: oh, me too !
You: My stars!
Stranger: My stars!, cool ;DD
You: ...
You: whatever
Stranger: what u like to do ?
You: masturbate!
Stranger: hahah
You: what's so funny about that?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i like listen to music, go out whit friends, shoppin, play football, BOYS !
You: you take forever to type
You: really
You: that' took you like 1 minute
You: to type a couple of words
You: really
Stranger: hah !
You: that took you 5 seconds!
You: hah !
You: that took me 1
You: !
Stranger: thets cause icant speak english very well ;D
Stranger: thats*
You: what's your normal language?
Stranger: finnish
You: finish what?
You: finish my hamburger?
Stranger: its my language !
You: oooooohhh
Stranger: and u r from ?
You: mars
Stranger: hahahahh
Stranger: so funny !!!
You: ...yee-aah.
Stranger: what music u like listen to, babe ?
You: I'm sure you wouldn't know the band
You: babe
You: ...?
Stranger: hahahha
You: anyway, the band is "ЖЁϊБǔǿΜηЁ"
You: have you heard of them?
Stranger: nope !
You: that's weird...
Stranger: do u like tokio hotel ?
You: never heard of them
You: babe
Stranger: okeyy Wink
Stranger: katy perry ?
You: one second...
You: okay I'm back
You: i know who katy perry is
You: she's my mom
Stranger: hahahah !
Stranger: ur not funny !
You: I don't see why that is funny...
You: or not funny...
You: it's serious
Stranger: stop that, please
You: stop what?
You: my hamburger?
You: i finished it
Stranger: My stars! !!!
You: why do you have a space inbetween everything that is a puncuation mark?
Stranger: bytheway, do u like jonas boys ?
You: no
Stranger: lady gaga ?
You: never heard of them
Stranger: My stars!, u really never listen to music !
You: no, the music today sucks
You: i listen to GOOD music
Stranger: ahha
You: it's something most people today haven't heard of
Stranger: i seee
You: why do you use 3 Ys?
You: What is it with girls and Ys?!
You: IT'T RACIST!
Stranger: problem whit it ?!?
You: IT'S RACIST!
You: YES
You: IT IS RACIST!!!!
Stranger: okeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !
You: there you go again
Stranger: hahaahahhahahahah
You: you are so racist, it's not even funny
Stranger: thanks ! Wink))
You: racist to Ys, hamburgers, "ЖЁϊБǔǿΜηЁ", and mars
Stranger: yeah !
You: I'm depressed
You: I have a knife in my hand, you know
You: I could kill myself RIGHT NOW
You: and it would be your fault you RACIST!
Stranger: cooooooooooooooooooooooool !
You: STOP IT
You: I'M GOING...TO!!!
Stranger: i dont think soooooooooooooooooooooooo !
You: I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!!
Stranger: okeyyyyyt
You: STOOOOOOOOOOP
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: EUWRTAFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: okeyy, bye, beibeh !
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« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2009, 01:55:32 PM »

That was hilarious at the end,flip!
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« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2009, 02:01:00 PM »

I laughed so hard at the finnish my hamburger part. +7 internets for you, flip.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: I mean
You: I mean hi
Stranger: asl
You: I'm so sorry
You: 19/f/Ca
You: And yourself?
Stranger: 19 m london
You: Nice
Stranger: wat u upto
You: Well, I was riding a skateboard.
You: Do you have those in London?
You: Skateboards?
You: Stranger?
You: Are you there?
Stranger: yeh guys really tear of their knee skins cuz of dat
Stranger: yeh
You: Yeah, well, I'm not a guy, so I don't have to worry.
You: Am I right?
Stranger: nope u shouod obviusly ur a gali suppose
You: A Gali?
Stranger: u seem naughty tho
Stranger: sorry gal
You: Maybe I am..
Stranger: kewl i like that
You: You do, do you?
Stranger: here u wanna see my pic
You: That depends
You: Do you want to see mine?
Stranger: yeh naughty in sence sprty sort of
Stranger: go on
You: Can you retype that?
You: "yeh naughty in sence sprty sort of"
You: I really have no idea what you said XD
Stranger: yeh naughty in sense sporty sort of
You: Sporty?
Stranger: i aint agud typer gal
You: I smegging love sports.
Stranger: yeh
You: You?
Stranger: love em too
You: What's your favorite sport
You: ?
Stranger: well many bt in particular which i play r swimmin,soccer,rugby,cyclin,tennis,volleyball
Stranger: yours
You: Ah, I practice equestrianism.
You: I don't play much else but that.
Stranger: wat is that
You: It's horse riding, basically.
You: Want to hear a fun story?
Stranger: k nice
Stranger: go on
Stranger: we can knw each otha much betta if u gt sumthin which might last much longer
Stranger: u get wat i m sayin
You: Hm?
You: One day, I was riding my horse, around the farm, when I saw a bear in the distance! So, needless to say, I turned around and began heading home, when I got back, my father told me a bear was on the loose, and apparently, had ripped up the neighbor's dog. So, needless to say, I went to my room and hid. That's why I'm here right now xD
You: I'm scared I like to eat broccoli!
Stranger: really that was lame
You: Can you make me feel better?
You: The bear ripping the dog apart? Yeah
Stranger: nah the whole thing seriously
You: What do you mean?
You: Wait.. Are you telling me, it's over between us?
You: Listen, I never even loved you
You: Alright?
Stranger: first u said u were ridin ur skateboard frm where did the horse fit in
You: I have a skateboard outside in the shed
You: That was before, though, but I don't even care about you
You: It's over between us
You: You don't even love me anymore
Stranger: or u were on top of the horse ridin horse on a skateboard
You: I don't love you anymore
Stranger: I like to eat broccoli!
You: You're not the same person you were 3 months ago
Stranger: wat
You: Remember, when we were just little?
You: We would play Pokemon together
Stranger: u paranoid i clown
You: Listen you SON OF A k**** I WILL smeg
You: Wait
You: Wait
You: Wait
You: Who are you?
You: Tim?
Stranger: u seriuosy need sum psychaitrist
Stranger: yeh im
You: You're not Tim
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
Stranger: im
You: Sorry
You: I should disconnect
You: I made a fool of myself
You: I thought you were someone else
You: You were acting just like him..
Stranger: if u an annoy me y cant i annoy u
Stranger: c*
You: I'm sorry, you're not Tim..
You: Bye...
Stranger: im not
You: I know you're not Tim
You: That's why I apologized
Stranger: fr wut
You: For making a fool of myself and saying what I said, about love and whatnot.
Stranger: u r cazy really
Stranger: bt fun
You: No, I just thought you were someone else
You: My boyfriend, I haven't talked to him in a year.
You: He's just, stopped talking to me.
You: You know what I mean?
Stranger: im tim bt that tim which u knw bt he didnt knw he was so he went to tim to ask tim if was tim bt tim said he wasnt so came to ask tim whic his me my self i said im tim bt he gt confused so i called tim to make sure if tim tim was fyn
You: I know you're not Tim
Stranger: u gt that
Stranger: here show me ur pic
You: I know I'll find Tim some day..
You: Where do I put the picture?
You: There's nowhere to send it
You: I have it, on the computer, I just have no idea how to send it over Omegle
Stranger: u talkin about the tim tomato dip we gt from MCDONALDS go buy it u low life
You: What?
Stranger: copy nd paste simple as that
You: Why did you say that about me?
You: Calling me a low life?
You: I'm not giving my picture to you, I don't think...
Stranger: yeh read it again low life
You: Why are you calling me that
Stranger: was i brggin fr it at the first place no yeh sssshhhh
Stranger: cuz u sound like 1
You: What
You: I don't think I should just give my picture to someone who treats me so terribly
Stranger: i said shutt u up
You: Ok... I'm not giving you the picture
Stranger: was i beggin fr it
You: Yes, you were, actually
Stranger: k gt over the picture fhingy low life
You: It won't copy and paste anyhow
You: I'm dragging the picture into the window, and it doesn't work.
Stranger: oh u talkin to me
You: Bye.
Stranger: sorry i didnt notice that
You: I love you, Tim...
Stranger: k
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« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2009, 02:07:35 PM »

most random converstation eva

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Stranger: lox
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Stranger: her
You: what?
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You: eat it!!
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« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2009, 02:26:27 PM »

That was pretty lame. Can't you even get nonsense right?
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« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2009, 02:49:11 PM »

That was hilarious at the end,flip!

Thanks.

I laughed so hard at the finnish my hamburger part. +7 internets for you, flip.

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« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2009, 03:04:56 PM »

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Stranger: You should ask your parents.
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« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2009, 03:44:20 PM »

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You: ?ಚಘ
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You: ಚ
Stranger: arab?
You: ಚಘ
Stranger: georgian?
You: !
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: no idea
You: ಫಇಾಥಚಘ
Stranger: armenia?
You: ಚಘಫ!
You: ಚಘಫಇಠಾಥಇ!
Stranger: well that doesn't really work here
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You: ಚ
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Stranger: spanish or english plz
You: ಇಠಾಥ?
You: ಚಘಫಇ
You: ಥಫಇಾಥಚಘ?
Stranger: the heckkkk
Stranger: is that...
You: ಥಇಾಥಚ
Stranger: Wha
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« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2009, 04:21:09 PM »

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi aq hi
You: Hi aq hi?
Stranger: never mind
You: oh ok
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine u ?
You: not so good
Stranger: why?
You: my boyfriend just left me
You: im sure you dont want to hear that, actually
You: sorry.
Stranger: no tell me
Stranger: because he left me too
You: what
Stranger: its mine but
Stranger: my boyfriend
You: Oh.
You: Well, I was at his house
You: And his roomie was there
You: you know what i mean, right?
Stranger: ohh my god
You: And, well, he walked in on us "doing stuff," the roommate
Stranger: jesus
You: and so, i start sneezing
You: right?
You: and my boyfriend thought it was my excuse
You: so im sneezing and sneezing
You: over and over
You: trying to escape the room, but he's blocking the door laughing
You: so i punched him in the jaw
You: and now my boyfriend won't talk to me
Stranger: go and drink somewhere
You: he said he never wants to see me again
Stranger: surviving
You: im sorry, alcohol is the juice of the devil
Stranger: yes youre right
Stranger: but escape there
You: thats how i met him in the first place xD
You: well, the weirdest part about this is
You: well
Stranger: sweety
Stranger: go home
You: i mean, my penis was hanging out and everything and i had to gather my clothes
You: while this jerk was laughing at me and blocking the door
Stranger: what
Stranger: ur a guy
You: But between you and me
You: Something amazing happened...
You: And now I can talk to animals!
You: It's pretty cool and totally secret
You: And you know what?
You: Life will never be the same!!!!
Stranger: what
You: OH GOD I CAN HEAR ALL OF THEIR VOICES AT ONCE MY HEAD IS EXPLODING
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« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2009, 05:55:25 PM »

You guys don't know how to have a positive conversation. I won the competition:

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« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2009, 06:12:29 PM »

Obviously someone is a "hata":
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« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2009, 06:13:23 PM »

Obviously someone is a "hata":
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« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2009, 06:57:20 PM »

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Stranger: was i beggin fr it
You: Yes, you were, actually
Stranger: k gt over the picture fhingy low life
You: It won't copy and paste anyhow
You: I'm dragging the picture into the window, and it doesn't work.
Stranger: oh u talkin to me
You: Bye.
Stranger: sorry i didnt notice that
You: I love you, Tim...
Stranger: k
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I'm dragging the picture into the window, and it doesnt work.
I love you, Tim.

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« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2009, 07:15:14 PM »

Haha nice one Atom Bomb.

I just did another great one.

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You: Wanna hear a really funny story?
Stranger: yes please
You: Okay, so...
You: one day I'm waiting for the bus, right?
Stranger: as you do
You: And I get really hungry...
You: So I run inside and get some ham.
Stranger: so you're waiting for the bus outside your house
You: I'm eating my ham, and my mom starts yelling at me because I'm gonna miss my bus!
You: Yes, outside my house.
You: So, she pushes me out the door, and I'm waiting again.
You: I start thinking about the meaning of life.
You: I ponder for 15 minutes, and them my bus comes.
You: I start to get on the bus, and there are no seats open.
You: I'm wondering around, and noody will et me into their seat, so I can't sit down!
You: I wonder for 5 minutes, then the bus driver starts yelling at me.
You: FIND A SEAT!!!
You: I just yell that there are no seats, and she kicks me off the bus and tells me to walk.
Stranger: surely they let you stand on buses?
You: So, I ask my mom to drive me to school, and she won't.
You: Nope.
You: No standing.
Stranger: where do you live?
You: US in the suburbs.
You: buses are different.
You: Anyway, my mom can't give me a ride because she has to go to work and my dad is already at work.
Stranger: what a k**** of a driver
Stranger: so you walk it naturally?
You: Stop interupting please.
You: Sheesh.
You: Anyway, I start to whine and my mom gets really mad and makes my walk.
You: So, I just go outside and stand there for a bit, thinking what to do.
You: There's no way I can walk all the way to school. It's like 9-10 miles away.
You: So, you know what I do?
Stranger: what?
You:
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
You: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
You: If anything I can say this cab is rare
Stranger: hahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahaa
You: But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
Stranger: mate, you've made my day
Stranger: i thought something like this was gonna happen
You: You are welcom, kind sir.
Stranger: 4chan?
You: what?
You: ...
Stranger: oh, it's this famous website on the net that comes up with a lot of internet memes
Stranger: like the bel air one
You: What's the url?
Stranger: i don't go on it, but it's quite well known
You: Hmm, it's not 4chan.com because that just brings me to porn. :|
Stranger: i think there's porn on there anyway
You: ah.
Stranger: org
You: nope
You: googled.
You: huh
You: is it a picture sharing website?
You: or something?
Stranger: something like that
Stranger: they came up with rickrolls
You: oh, then it is .org.
Stranger: so where in the us are ya
You: MA
Stranger: massechusetts
You: yeah...
Stranger: did i spell it right?
You: nope
Stranger: massachusetts
You: I think that's right.
Stranger: are you near boston
You: Sorta. WhY?
Stranger: only town i can think of in MA
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: UK
Stranger: thank you for your tale
Stranger: bye Smile
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« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2009, 07:21:00 PM »

Anonymous writes:
You've never been to 4chan?

Whoops I broke rule 1 and 2, desu.


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« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2009, 08:59:37 PM »

Ya, I guess I was a bit harsh. It's hilarious to mess with people there, especially when they actually reply:

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Stranger: Oh.. nice one mate Tongue
You: thank you
You: can i has cookie?
Stranger: You can has a bisquit if you really want Tongue
You: that's very british
You: but you're scottish.
You: YOU LIAR.
Stranger: haha :D sorry mate :D I'm finnish
You: NO.
You: NO WORD OF IT
You: YOU ARE SCOTTISH AND THAT IS FINAL
You: WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?
Stranger: Okay mate. if you say so.. but I rather be Irish so I could drink like a real man
You: LIAR
You: smeg YOU AND YOUR LYING
You: I'M GETTING A DIVORCE
You: GOOD-BYE
Stranger: You're getting a bitchslap
Stranger: mate :D
You: IS THAT WHAT MARY SAID TO YOU WHEN YOU smegged HER IN OUR KITCHEN?
You: NO
You: I'M NOT HAVING ONE MORE WORD OF IT
You: GO AWAY
You: LEAVE ME ALONE
You have disconnected.

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« Reply #50 on: May 03, 2009, 09:16:22 PM »

Maybe I just had really bad luck, but it seemed to me like there was nothing on that site but trolls and roleplayers.
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« Reply #51 on: May 03, 2009, 09:34:20 PM »

These were last night but.

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You: STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!
Stranger: D
You: Indeed
Stranger: mm ;D
You: Which is it
Stranger: ?? what
You: Are you going to pay your fine, serve your sentence or resist arrest?
Stranger: My stars!-,-
You: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
You: *kills*
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Stranger: should i?
You: If you're a programmer
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« Reply #52 on: May 03, 2009, 10:30:05 PM »

4chan.com
That's my oponion on all of this
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« Reply #53 on: May 03, 2009, 10:41:53 PM »

4chan.com
That's my oponion on all of this
4chan is not 1 on 1 though.
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« Reply #54 on: May 03, 2009, 11:50:05 PM »

4chan.com
That's my oponion on all of this
4chan is not 1 on 1 though.
I know.
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« Reply #55 on: May 03, 2009, 11:51:23 PM »

Four chan adverts purno.
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« Reply #56 on: May 04, 2009, 12:21:37 AM »

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Stranger: 18/f/us
You: Cool.
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« Reply #57 on: May 04, 2009, 02:07:09 AM »

Whoa...

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*like
*"HIYAAHAHHH!!"
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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Whats up?
You: not much
You: u
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Nothin really
You: isee
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              ––––•(-• ÐJЀJ •-)•––––                 says (2:05 AM):
*I like to eat broccoli!
*what

*mssoc The Greyson™ says (2:05 AM):
*I like to eat broccoli!?
              ––––•(-• ÐJЀJ •-)•––––                 says (2:05 AM):
*How the smeg?
*mssoc The Greyson™ says (2:05 AM):
*It was you?
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You: Nothin really
Stranger: isee
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*O_O
*mssoc The Greyson™ says (2:05 AM):
*I smegging KNEW IT
*HOLY GOD
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« Reply #58 on: May 04, 2009, 02:56:13 AM »

I found a site for logging these, but I forget where.
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« Reply #59 on: May 04, 2009, 03:26:38 AM »

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You: Of course.
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You: Now I have nothing to talk about.
You: I've never gotten this far.
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« Reply #60 on: May 04, 2009, 03:31:52 AM »

Wow that was really funny , Ronnoc
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« Reply #61 on: May 04, 2009, 03:34:18 AM »

I decided to go around shouting "NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN URLS" and I got it in over some of the spammers. None of them stayed for the rest of my abuse.

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You: Good thing I'm Australian.
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« Reply #62 on: May 04, 2009, 04:25:45 AM »

Wow that was really funny , Ronnoc
I'm not sure if that's sarcastic or not...
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You: Sorry, wrong window.
Stranger: huh?
You: I typed that in the wrong window.
You: I don't think you're a greedy bum.
Stranger: okey
You: And I have no idea how many drakes you have.
Stranger: okey
You: Sooooo
You: How many drakes do you have?
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You: what DO YOU NEED A BRONZE DRAKE FOR!? YOU HAVE A DRAKE ALREADY! YOUVE GOT MULTIPLE DRAKES YOU GREEDY BUM!
Stranger: lets role play
You: Sorry, wrong tab.
Stranger: ok looks like we're doing it already
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You: Sorry, wrong tab.
Stranger: can I read you a poem <3
You: Only if it's good.
You: Is it good?
Stranger: roses are red, violins are blue, the jews are responsible for all the world wars!
You: Or, it could be bad, but about a cockroach...
You: I don't think you know your history very well.
You: Let's start with WWI
You: In the 19th century, the major European powers had gone to great lengths to maintain a "balance of power" throughout Europe, resulting in a complex network of political and military alliances throughout the continent.
Stranger: and I dont think you now where you penis are!
You: The first of these major alliances formed in 1879, when the German Empire and Austria-Hungary signed treaties creating the Dual Alliance, seen as a method of combating Russian influence in the Balkans as the Ottoman Empire continued to weaken.
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You: Sorry, wrong tab.
Stranger: ??
You: I typed it in the wrong tab.
You: I meant to say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: we need a new bwgining...
You: Ok.
You: I have no mouth, and I must scream, so if you'll excuse me.
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
You: That should do it.
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Stranger: Russel Crowe is my savoir.
Stranger: His rugged good looks will deliver me to the promised land when the earth is drowned in a sea of molasses and stop signs.
You: What color?
You: The stop signs, I mean.
Stranger: All signs are green.
You: I see.
You: I have no mouth, and I must scream, got any advice?
Stranger: I WILL NOT BE TEMPTED BY YOU!!!!
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Stranger: cyber sex?
You: Hi
You: I have no mouth, and I must scream. Any advice?
Stranger: scream
You: See, that's the problem.
You: I really have to scream, so any help you can give me...
Stranger: whaaa
Stranger: why cant you?
You: This is kind of important.
You: Because I have no mouth.
Stranger: ahh
You: See how that works?
Stranger: i see
Stranger: u got no mouth huh?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: you got vocal cords?
You: I don't know.
You: Sometimes I stare at this picture for hours.
You: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Basking_Shark.jpg
You: Look at that mouth, huh? I bet he could scream all he wanted.
Stranger: im scared of opening links
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You: I have no mouth, and I must scream. Any advice?
Stranger: ¿?
Stranger: you are crazy
You: I'll go crazy if I can't scream soon.
You: That's where you come in.
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Stranger: hi?Huh?Huh?Huh???/
You: You: I have no mouth, and I must scream. Any advice?
Stranger: buy ice cream
You: I'm gonna need a bit more to go on.
Stranger: buy tape
You: What do I do with said ice cream?
Stranger: and a rope
Stranger: and a dvd player
You: Ok, I think I see where this is going.
Stranger: and one sock
Stranger: dont forget listerine
You: Ok, that was just mean!
You: I don't have a mouth, buster, so how do you think I feel when you talk about listerine?
You: Pretty bad, that's how!
Stranger: i do
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: ill send flowers
Stranger: do you live in the white house
You: Depends on what you mean by 'in the white house.'
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Stranger: Let's take turns asking each other unorthodox questions.
You: I have no mouth, and I must scream. Any advice?
You: Have you played Bad Mojo?
Stranger: Damn, dude... are you all right in the head?
You: Would you like to heard a poem about a cockroach?
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 Edit: I actually found someone who replied 'fart really hard. its the same effect,' and, on top of that, knew the reference.  I have faith in humanity, and now I can go to bed.
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« Reply #63 on: May 04, 2009, 04:42:18 AM »

Education is the enemy of random conversation.
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« Reply #64 on: May 04, 2009, 06:46:56 AM »

Word, dawg.

Somone do Bel-Air like I did. I want to see a different effect.
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« Reply #65 on: May 04, 2009, 08:50:08 AM »

No Ronnoc that was really funny
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« Reply #66 on: May 04, 2009, 12:57:54 PM »

Word, dawg.

Somone do Bel-Air like I did. I want to see a different effect.
It got kind of old two years ago.
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« Reply #67 on: May 04, 2009, 01:31:09 PM »

Ronnoc ,that was amazing.

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Rubbish,but it's like my first time.
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« Reply #68 on: May 04, 2009, 03:09:10 PM »

Mmm, okay one I guess.

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You: Soo, how is Samantha?
Stranger: she has been good
You: That's good to hear.
You: What's she been up to?
You: (Besides the normal stuff.)
Stranger: well .. she just got pregnant
Stranger: she keeps saying that it was yours
You: Damnit. That's the fourth time.
You: Hmm.
You: I'll need to call my secret abortionist.
You: Are you interested in one?
Stranger: no im against to abourtion
You: Are you against spelling as well, for you cannot spell...
You: You are racist, I see.
Stranger: yea i against spelling too.. why do i even bother
Stranger: im a racist ..
You: You type real slow.
You: Really, it's quite sad.
Stranger: its not even my mother language
You: What is your mother language?
Stranger: french
You: BONJOUR
Stranger: what is yours ?
You: ENGLISH.
Stranger: you are american , right ?
You: One minute please...
You: Je peux parler en français aussi!
You: Et, oui, je suis américain.
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: i knew it
You: Comment le saviez-vous?
You: Êtes-vous superman?
Stranger: haha from your aditude
You: Mon pénis est très grand. Bonne journée à vous, monsieur.
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Stranger: heey
You: Yo uare a girl, am I right?
You: *You are a girl, am I right?
Stranger: no
You: You used two Es
Stranger: im a boy --'
You: Only girls do that.
You: ...
You: So you're gay, then?
Stranger: so
Stranger: no
Stranger: --'
You: Oh, I think you are sir.
Stranger: smeg u
You: I think you are.
Stranger: im not gay
You: GASP!
You: Only gay people would insult people!
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« Reply #69 on: May 04, 2009, 04:50:43 PM »

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Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeeeey
You: GMG?
Stranger: what?
You: oh god it's a girl
You: man the harpoons -_-
You: looks like we'll be eating meat tonight
Stranger: siktir git lan aq
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« Reply #70 on: May 04, 2009, 04:59:56 PM »

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Stranger: 18/f/us
You: Cool.
Stranger: you?
You: 20/m/usa
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>_<
This made me laugh.

Is the site down for anyone else? I guess it'll work for me the second people stop caring about it, things like that usually happen to me.
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« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2009, 05:18:13 PM »

Works fine for me.

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« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2009, 05:47:54 PM »

I'm tired of fighting with ignorant israelis.
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« Reply #73 on: May 04, 2009, 07:18:18 PM »

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« Reply #74 on: May 04, 2009, 07:25:11 PM »

One can only imagine the conversation that might occur if you were talking to someone else from GMG. Hell, isn't that why we're here?
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« Reply #75 on: May 05, 2009, 04:27:12 AM »

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You: I see
You: B-- is not a programming language though. Are you designing it? =o
Stranger: trying to..it's harder than I expected..I'm putting too much into it
You: You should just go along with what you have in your mind at the time, but designing a programming language is indeed hard.
You: Developing with machine code is a pain in the peaches.
You: Good luck though
Stranger: mos def
Stranger: thanks man!
Stranger: I'm gonna get back to it a little before bed...night!
You: Night
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I try to have a steady conversation.

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You: Say Hi now and win a prize!
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Stranger: HI NOW
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You: You win!
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: Do you sell any goods?
Stranger: im interested in buying some
You: Yes I do actually
You: I sell only the finest wares. Currently I'm having a special on waterhoses.
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: i take 4
You: Okay, that'll be 300gold
You: =]
Stranger: 300 gold? who do you think i am? king manus from the royal court of hyperion?
Stranger: no i am not. i am just thy simple farmer
You: Hmm.
You: I suppose I could lower the price to say... 250?
Stranger: We have a deal
Stranger: by the way i lied, i actually am king manus from the royal court of hyperion
Stranger: haha you have been tricked!
You: D;
You: That happens a lot to me
Stranger: Wink
You: Here are your 4 waterhoses
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: so lets cut the roleplay crap
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: USA
Stranger: then i bet you fear me, im a socialist from Sweden
You: Hah, I don't
Stranger: Wink
You: So what's up
Stranger: Not much, in school
You: I see
Stranger: Swedish lesson, and im done with the course
Stranger: so its smooth sailing from here
You: That's good
Stranger: what about you?
You: Just listening to music. Getting ready to go to bed in a few minutes I like to eat broccoli!
Stranger: aha oh yeah its night for you now
You: Yeah, early morning actually. 4:20am. I stay up too late.
Stranger: seems so, are you getting up early tomorrow as well? :p
You: Maybe. I usually get up around 12:30
You: Not as early as I used to, but that's what happens when you get addicted to the internet. ;[
Stranger: are you unemployed or something? no offense :p
You: Yeah
You: I suppose I should go to bed now
Stranger: okay, Good night Smile
You: Good night
You have disconnected.
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« Reply #76 on: May 05, 2009, 08:24:53 AM »

I had a very interesting conversation just right now!

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« Reply #78 on: May 05, 2009, 01:56:15 PM »

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« Reply #79 on: May 05, 2009, 03:22:10 PM »

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You: hey there. rape
Stranger: rape?
You: I didn't juist say that. rape
Stranger: i didint understand
Stranger: where are u from
You: california. rape
Stranger: why do u always add the word rape
You: i'm not. rape
Stranger: u are
You: you keep saying 'rape' it's starting to sound wierd. rape
Stranger: Stranger: i'm not. rape
Stranger: did u see
You: rape? rape
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« Reply #80 on: May 05, 2009, 03:58:53 PM »

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Stranger: Hello.
You: :O ?
Stranger: why the wierd face Tongue I like to eat broccoli!
You:
void add_eq(eq& e){
bool carry = false;
for (unsigned int i = 0; i < 8; ++i){
e.c = (e.a ^ e.b) ^ carry;
carry = (e.a & e.b);
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Stranger: ooh c++
You: i speak programming only
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: whats wrong with it
Stranger: :X
You: const char* c = 'that's all i know Sad((((((('
You: *compile error*
You: BOOOSH
You: i'm human AGAIN
Stranger: you should have double instead of void
You: I like to eat broccoli! why? i would simply be wasting memory, or the compiler would catch that and omit it
You: anyways, down with MIDDLE EASTERN NUKES
You: RISE OBAMA DICTATOR DEMOCRACY FLASH BANG
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« Reply #81 on: May 05, 2009, 04:18:31 PM »

Wow Chaz you sure are smart.
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« Reply #82 on: May 05, 2009, 04:22:39 PM »

Okay, this is one of the longest I've had. This guy actually got all the jokes.  Smile

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Stranger: hey you!
You: Do you have farting problems?
You: WELL DO I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!
You: Now, you can get fart-b-gone for only 5 dollars a pill!
You: Isn't that amazing!
You: call now!
Stranger: Well yeah
You: 567-485-7968
Stranger: !!
You: That's 567-485-7968
Stranger: My friends got a horrible farting problem
You: CALL TODAY...
Stranger: does it work?
You: ARG. I'm bad at typing.
You: Sorry.
Stranger: that's ok
You: Let's cut to some paid actors who say what says what's on the script!
You: Or however you say it right!
You: "Dude, I used to fart. Now I don't. IT WORKS!!!" - Brian J. (BJ for short)
You: "It's waaaaaaay better than fast food, it's wendy's!"
You: ...TAH DAH!!!!
Stranger: I have to buy those pills
You: I know.
You: They help sooooooo much. Like WENDY'S!
Stranger: can you guarantee that they work?
You: Oh yes.
You: I'll mail one to you.
You: What's your address?
Stranger: My adress is assroad 27, 0001110001110, peaches
You: Okay, I'll send Michael Jackson to deliver "them" to you. (If you know what I mean,
You: )
Stranger: i know.. thanks
You: He's on his way!
You: My stars! HE's rounding second!
You: ON HIS WAY TO THIRD!
You: SLIDES TO HOME!!!!!!!111
You: HE"S SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFE!!!!!!!!!
You: BULLS WIN BULLS WIN BULLS WINNNNNNNNNN!
You: YES!
You: YESSSS!
You: ...
You: NINTENDO 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: OH YES
Stranger: !!
Stranger: !!
Stranger: NINTENDOO 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
You: YESSSSSSSSS!
Stranger: ARGHRGHAGRA
You: YES!
Stranger: YESSSSSS!
You: ARGRGHURGHFH!
Stranger: AGHFAAHFAHFAHF!
You: WHOO!
You: Well, I'm outa breath.
Stranger: SO AMAZING
Stranger: phew.. all this yelling makes me thirsty
You: WHAT IS LOVE!!!??...
Stranger: BABY DONT HURT ME
You: YES.
You: So far, you're the best guy I've chatted with.
Stranger: DON'T HURT ME
Stranger: NO MORE
Stranger: you 2
You: No one else get's the jokes or anything.
You: ...bad grammar.
You: Everyone else is all like ASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASL!
You: And I'm just like ...fail.
You: And then they're like... RIIING!
You: Hello?
You: Oh hi.
You: How have you been?
You: Pretty good, thanks.
You: You too.
You: He did?
You: That's awesome.
Stranger: That's lame
You: When are you gonna use it?
You: Sorry.
You: I'll have to think of something else.
You: HMMMMMMM....
You: Oh.
You: Wanna hear a story?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: of course
You: Okay...
You: one day, I was waiting for the bus....
You: and I gor reaaaaaaaly hungary.
You: So, I went in to get something to eat.
You: I was looking in the fridge, and I couldn't decide... so I got ham.
You: HAM IS GOOD. TRUST ME.
Stranger: it's great
Stranger: good story so far
Stranger: tell me some more
You: So, I was eating it, and my mom starts yelling at me saying I'll miss the bus.
You: So, she kicks me out.
Stranger: Damn
You: I'm waiting for the bus again, and it finnally comes.
You: I'm getting on, and there are no seats open.
You: None.
You: NUNCA IN SPA_NAN_NA_NISH.
Stranger: smeg
Stranger: that's a shame
You: So, that means I have to get off the bus.
You: You're not allowed to stand.
You: You'll get a "bus slip."
Stranger: that sucks
You: Anyway, so my busdriver kicks me off the bus.
You: I'm just standing outside, sondering what to do.
You: So...
Stranger: okay.. then what happened
You: Wait.
You: I'm having a brain blast.
Stranger: take your time
You: Okay...
You: so you know what I did?
Stranger: tell me?
You: I whistled for a cab and when it came near
You: the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
You: If anything I could say that this cab was rare
You: But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
You: I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
You: And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
You: Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
You: To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air...
You: THE
You: END.
Stranger: THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR
You: OH YES.
Stranger: The best story ever
You: I know, right!?
Stranger: You're THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR
You: Yep.
You: Crown and everything.
Stranger: YOU SIR ARE AMAZING
You: YOU SIR ARE A GREAT AUDIENCE MEMBER.
You: GMG?
You: So............
You: I'm out of ideas. :|
You: I've never gotten this far.
Stranger: me too..
You: WHAT TO DO.
You: WHAT TO DO...
You: http://my-avatars.net/images/26.gif
Stranger: Let's party
You: Okay.
You: Funny image.
You: http://my-avatars.net/images/26.gif
You: Nothing bad I clown.
Stranger: OH NO THAT'S HORRIBLEEE!!!
Stranger: AARGH
Stranger: MY EYES
Stranger: !!1
You: I like to eat broccoli!
Stranger: !!
You: That's my avatar.
Stranger: just kidding im so crazy
Stranger: i've lost my mind
Stranger: and i have to find it
You: Me too.
Stranger: so, smell you later

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« Reply #83 on: May 05, 2009, 04:40:54 PM »

Wow Chaz you sure are smart.
I lul at people who use obscure facts to make themselves look smart.

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« Reply #84 on: May 05, 2009, 08:36:36 PM »

I actually had one of those long "intellectual" conversations with someone the other day on Omegle, we played a game of chess, Really. Right over the applet.
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« Reply #85 on: May 05, 2009, 09:03:02 PM »

That reminds me, I want to play some mail chess. Not email, but the slow physical version of email.

I'm suprised someone talked with you for that long flip. : o
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« Reply #86 on: May 05, 2009, 10:35:04 PM »

Wow Chaz you sure are smart.
I lul at people who use obscure facts to make themselves look smart.

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You: wassup
Stranger: The game.
You: oh Kentucky Fried Chicken
You: wassup
Stranger: Naked old men, you have the image burned into your mind, you canot unsee it.
You: i am naked man
Stranger: ?
Stranger: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
You: oh Kentucky Fried Chicken I AM STROKING
You: GMG?
Stranger: THE FAAAAAAAAAAME
You: god bless gods
Stranger: brb?
Stranger: Bears rawr bears.
You: kill jesus crucify ninjas
You: shammmy board god phone is good
Stranger: Yeeeeeees, win.
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« Reply #87 on: May 06, 2009, 12:12:02 AM »

I don't get it.
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« Reply #88 on: May 06, 2009, 05:48:44 AM »

I had a funny one just right now:

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Stranger: yes?
You: no?
Stranger: ok
You: nokey
You: I like to eat broccoli!
You: =)
Stranger: doorslocked?
You: what?
Stranger: you said no key?
You: hahaha
Stranger: why?..door is locked?
You: yeah
Stranger: i see, the blind man said
Stranger: now what
You: I guess we should break it
Stranger: yeah kick something
You: do you have anything to do it?
You: a tool maybe?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: ill email you a hammer k?
You: ok
You: here is my e-mail address:
You: behindthelockeddoor@myhouse.com
You: I'm waiting for you
Stranger: thats original
Stranger: did you already know about the key when you made it?
You: what do you mean?
You: I don't understand your question
Stranger: when did you make that emailadress>
You: aha
Stranger: did you already know the key was gone and the door was locked when you made it?
You: yeah
You: I made it
Stranger: thats preparing for ya
You: when I was behind the locked door
You: here I have internet
You: and PC
You: and laptop'
Stranger: i see
Stranger: life's great
Stranger: so uhh
Stranger: what time is it there>
Stranger: ill guess where ya from
You: ok
You: 2
You: 2:10 PM
You: are you guessing?
Stranger: hmmm im thingking
Stranger: saudi.
You: you are close
You: but no
Stranger: turkey maybe
You: nope
You: a bit eastern
You: at the east of turkey
Stranger: uhh china
You: no
You: it's too east
You: Wink
You: a bit more west
Stranger: ah, germany
You: XD
You: easter than turkey
Stranger: france
Stranger: oh
You: and weter than china
You: is not europe
Stranger: georgia, amernia, azerbaijan
Stranger: iran
You: IRAN
You: hahaha
You: true
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: prince of persia Smile
You: yeah
You: I love that game
You: Smile
Stranger: Smile
Stranger: used to play the first :D
Stranger: youre the first irani ive met btw Smile
Stranger: im dutch
You: cool
You: I have been talking to two dutch people
You: on this site
You: before you
You: you are the third one today
You: :D
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: kinda populair here
You: yeah
You: did you send me the hammer?
You: I'm still behind the locked door
You: Wink
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: no wiat
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ill send the prince
You: hmm
You: yeah
You: the prince has a sword
You: and is strong
You: he can break the door
Stranger: ye
Stranger: man i have to take a Kentucky Fried Chicken the size of amsterdam
Stranger: cya later!
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« Reply #89 on: May 07, 2009, 12:28:55 AM »

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« Reply #90 on: May 07, 2009, 02:17:24 AM »

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You: Hi.
Stranger: .iH
You: !yaw oN
Stranger: No way!
You: !taerg si sihT
Stranger: This is great!
Stranger: ...take your time
You: .em llet ot evah t'nod uoy, gnipyt tahw wonk I
You: gnipyt m'I tahw
You: yrros
Stranger: I know what typing ,you don't have to tell me.
Stranger: what I'm typing
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: wow, your slow!
Stranger: you need practice
You: ) : < emag ruoy s'ti ,gnola yalp uoy tuob' s'woH
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Stranger: being happy
You: You hedonistic monster > : (
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You: Meaning of life, five words or less.
Stranger: carpe diem k****es
Stranger: win?
Stranger: what's your favorite color
You: Central African Regional Program for the Environment diem k****es?
Stranger: duh
You: Oh, hey, Latin.
You: Carpe diem is a phrase from a Latin poem by Horace (See "Source" section below). It is popularly translated as "seize the day". The general definition of carpe is "pick, pluck, pluck off, gather" as in plucking, although Horace uses the word in the sense of "enjoy, make use of, seize."
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you had it right
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Stranger: YO YO YO!
Stranger: WHATS GOING ON IN THE CRIB
You: Meaning of life, five words or less.
Stranger: "smeg MY LIFE, Kentucky Fried Chicken SUCKS."
You: I'll take it.
Stranger: YOU?
You: Pizza is cockroach fun, yeah!
Stranger: OH.
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Stranger: k****
You: Meaning of life, five words or less.
Stranger: sex, drugs, money, smeg, /b/
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You: Hi.
You: Meaning of life, five words or less.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: To make a difference.
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« Reply #91 on: May 07, 2009, 02:21:03 AM »

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« Reply #92 on: May 07, 2009, 03:24:01 AM »

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You: HOW COME THERE ARE THREE?
You: Oh wait.
You: It's fixed.
Stranger: fi u dare smeg me, i'll smeg u right back
You: And damn, wrong tab.
You: I will not smeg you.
You: I don't know you.
You: You're probably unattractive physically.
You: You can't spell if.
You: And I don't want you to smeg me back.
Stranger: smegging
You: Good day sir.
Stranger: Kentucky Fried Chicken ashhole
Stranger: u asstry
You: I'd disconnect, but I don't want to miss the opporunity to flame arseholes.
You: You sir, are a shithead,
You: A cockwad,
You: and a magnificent bastard rolled into one low-IQ package.
Stranger: how big is ur head
You: Bigger than your tiny penis.
You: Do you understand?
You: I'
Stranger: but my penis is bigger than ur head
Stranger: u smeg ur mom?
You: *I'm saying your stupid for coming in here and saying stupid sexual insults that make no sense.
You: "u smeg ur mom" is a weak insult at best.
Stranger: what's strong
You: I bet you're just doing this to let out your badly managed rage.
Stranger: i'd love to smeg you
You: OH HERE COMES THE BAD INSULT.
You: I'M SO SCARED.
You: AND YOU'RE AN ANNOYING ARSEFUCK.
Stranger: i'm so scared, u Kentucky Fried Chicken
You: WAIT LET ME GUESS...
Stranger: and u r an annoying arsefuck
You: You're an american and you're racist, right?
You: You are even more annoying.
You: You must have the intelligence of cardboard, or something similiar.
Stranger: smeg u!
You: Oh really.
Stranger: i'm angry now
Stranger: smeg ur grandpa
You: OH I'M SO SCARED MISTER TEN YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET
You: LET US CONTINUE OUR CHILDISH EXCHANGE OF INSULTS.
You: NO WAIT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
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« Reply #93 on: May 07, 2009, 04:00:06 AM »

O_O Whoever it was didn't give me enough time to answer.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: whatsup
You: Listening to music. yOu?
Stranger: very very bored
You: Sad
Stranger: we have to make an emperical project for our economic studies
Stranger: answer me bastard
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You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
You: Sup
Stranger: taco
Stranger: mm
You: Tacos are good
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Stranger: stop
Stranger: hammer time
You: Never
Stranger: gonna
Stranger: give
Stranger: you
Stranger: up
Stranger: never gonna let you down
You: O i see wut u did thar
Stranger: so
Stranger: whats on tonight?
You: I dunno
You: Something
Stranger: omegle?
Stranger: chillin>?
You: Yeah
You: Just sittin around having a bud, talking to strangers that don't know who they are.
Stranger: strangers who dont know who they are?
You: Yeah
Stranger: so i dont know who i am?
You: You'd be surprised at how many people on here think they're Jesus
You: I don't know, do you?
Stranger: i am liam
You: :O
You: Someone who doesn't claim to be Jesus
Stranger: why would i claim to be the son of a god which i am and also a ghost who unhappy my own mum
You: I don't know, a lot of people seem to do though these days
Stranger: maybe they are southamerican?
You: Most likely Mexican
Stranger: did you know there are 6 people with drivers licences in cali as Jesus Christ
Stranger: last time i checked
You: Nope
You: Now I do though
Stranger: sweet to share the knowledge bra
You: So, do you know anyone with the name of Phil?
You: Or maybe Alber
You: Albert
You: Just curious
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You: Hello
Stranger: heyyyy
You: What's up?
Stranger: I just learned how to make spacecake
You: Really? That's awesome!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: smeg im gunna fall asleep
Stranger: right now
Stranger: ggggggggg
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA
Stranger: im from iraq
Stranger: ill send a bomb to you asses
Stranger: long live saddam
You: =D
You: You feel the same as I do
You: We American's need bombs, to bomb people with bombs
You: Thank you for the bombs =3
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« Reply #94 on: May 07, 2009, 08:30:26 AM »

Greetings komrades. Today ve shall bomb the Amerikans.
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« Reply #95 on: May 07, 2009, 11:35:38 AM »



I can stop you from executing your evil plan. I have watched several commando movies so there's a fairly good chance I know what my capabilities are at disarming terrorist bombers with horrible accents.
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« Reply #96 on: May 07, 2009, 07:13:07 PM »

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA
Stranger: im from iraq
Stranger: ill send a bomb to you asses
Stranger: long live saddam
You: =D
You: You feel the same as I do
You: We American's need bombs, to bomb people with bombs
You: Thank you for the bombs =3
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« Reply #97 on: May 08, 2009, 05:41:08 AM »

You guys should post all this on http://www.mobozo.com/view_conversation.php?id=30

As it turns out, the site has a lot of chats and a few readers, but all four comments on the site are mine and I'm one of the top five users.

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« Reply #98 on: May 08, 2009, 11:29:45 AM »

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Stranger: ok kk leuk voor je
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You: GMG?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: gmg?
You: GO away
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« Reply #99 on: May 09, 2009, 11:00:29 AM »

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Stranger: what are you
You: an alien
You: who is going to attack earth in a few seconds
You: Wink
Stranger: oh, im the robot from, the day the earth stood still
Stranger: that means i can control you
You: hahaha
You: yes
You: you said
You: "say hi"
You: and I did
You: XD
Stranger: funny how that works
You: yeah
You: you can test it again
Stranger: say, i am you and i love stranger
You: you are me
You: and you love stranger
Stranger: good work young grasshopper
You: thanks sir
Stranger: ma'am, actualy
You: madam?
You: ok sir
You: ;D
Stranger: i produce eggs, what do you produce?
Stranger: i am... a chicken :D
You: I don't produce anything myself
You: i use advance tech
You: and make copies of myself
You: in research labs
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« Reply #100 on: May 09, 2009, 11:11:44 AM »

@KooKoo | Right.
@Ronnoc | Any more?
@R*star  | Who was the stranger who said GMG, you think?
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« Reply #101 on: May 09, 2009, 07:26:04 PM »

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You: helo
Stranger: hey
You: the second L is invisible
You: al it's life, the second L dreamed it would become a ninja
Stranger: you sir, are a moonboot
You: finaly, it's wish came true
You: forevermore, the second L was an invisible ninja.
You: the end.
Stranger: you ever considered being a novelist?
Stranger: you have quite a gift
You: naw, i can't write for biscuit
You: except for code
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« Reply #102 on: May 09, 2009, 08:57:10 PM »

I decided to be mysterious.
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Stranger: MYSPACE RP? xD
You: Kurīza is the son of Frieza from Dragon Ball Z. (And, by extension, the grandson of King Cold, and the nephew of Cooler.) He shows up on Earth to cause some trouble, is met by Z (the title character), and hilarity ensues.
Stranger: DRAGON BALL Z! =DD
Stranger: sun's not yellow, it's chicken!
You: Neko Majin is the main protagonist to Akira Toriyama's one-shot manga Neko Majin. He is a cat who lives out in the country with his fish Yamada Haruo and charges people 100 yen for almost anything. He has an attack called NekoHameHa which is a parody of the Kamehameha. He is also a student of Goku.
Stranger: Why are you sending me SUCH AWESOME STUFF? sun's not yellow, it's chicken. xD
You: his is the 4th episode of the Majin Buu Saga in the original dubbed and the uncut version of the Dragon Ball Z series. The original Japanese title is "Tabechau zo!! Harapeko Majin no Chonouryoku". The episode first aired on August 3, 1994.
Stranger: Okay. You're now my BEST FRIEND. hahaha.
You: Namekian warriors fall under attack from Frieza's forces as the evil villain continues his earch for the fifth Dragon Ball. Dodoria, Frieza's red-faced henchman, leads the assault. Meanwhile, Goku continues his voyage to
You: This is the 6th episode of the Piccolo Jr. Saga in the Dragon Ball series. The original Japanese title is "Sora no yo ni Shizuka ni". The episode first aired on
Stranger: HEY, STRANGER! I LOOOVE YOU. bahahah. (:<
You: A dance developed by an alien species called the Metamory which Goku learned in the Other World. It was first introduced when the threat of Majin Buu emerged. The dance results in a completely new merged being with characteristics from both mergers. The newly fused body is dressed in a dark colored vest lined with light colored linen, white pants with a cloth
You: cutscene will begin and the character will be shown deflecting an energy blast, kicking the opponent or standing in the way of an attack in order to defend the player, transferring itself to affect the battle in a number of
Stranger: If you speak, I'll give you a doggie treat.
You: MYSTARY
Stranger: :D
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Stranger: BRAVO!
Stranger: I'M A CREATURE.
Stranger: AND I'M 10.
Stranger: I LIVE IN A BOX.
You:
"Am I a good man, or am I a bad man?"
-The Elephant Man

I just watched The Elephant Man on Saturday. It was good.
Stranger: IN IRAQ.
You: s one person known in the tournament as Mighty Mask since they fall under 16 year of age or older requirement for the junior division. Goku who is still technically dead from the previous saga is granted permission to spend one day on Earth in order to compete in the tournament. The Z F
You: Am I gonna look like an idiot if I ask who's David Lynch?
He's the angriest dog in the world.
You: GMG?
Stranger: GMG?! What? (:
You: My BENU FRIEND
You: THEN COME WITH ME TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
Stranger: OMNOMNOMNOM. :D
You: oten agrees.

The two get each other in a strangle hold but Trunk’s is stronger. He wants Goten to give up. No dice instead Goten goes Super Saiyan and breaks the hold. Goku is amazed that his second so
You: he Dragon" is the unofficial title for the otherwise unnamed theme song heard during the opening and closing sequences of Funimation's dub of Dragon Ball Z, particularly in earlier episodes. It was written and performed by Shuki Levy and Kussa Mahehi. The song was o
Stranger: Mi pene es como un burrito grande, You like that?
Stranger: hahahah.
You: Chapuchain is seen in the World Tournament Saga. He is from the East Quadrant of the Northern Galaxy. Although known for his speed, Chapuchai lost in the first round of the Other World Tournament. He is short, muscular and has a black beard in the shape of a fish's tail
You: OR SO IT IS SAID
Stranger: I'LL SHOVE A WIDE DILDO UP YOUR ASSHOLE.
You: They attack androids 17 and 18 but are beaten up and run off. They are later killed by Kid Buu when he destroys the Earth.
Stranger: >Smile Bahahah.
You: a wave is the most widely used finishing attack in the Dragon Ball series, and it is Goku's signature attack. It is also a signature attack of the Turtle school.
Stranger: TURTLE TURTLE.
Stranger: :D
You: The Kamehameha, as seen in the live-action film adaptation Dragonball: Evolution.
You: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/thumb/0/06/Kamehamela.jpg/150px-Kamehamela.jpg
You: Chocolate Kamehameha: This attack combines the power of Chocolate Beam and Kamehameha Wave. It was used by Majuub during his battle against Super Baby Vegeta.
Stranger: HUZZAH, I EAT BABIES.
You: Feet Kamehameha: Simply a Kamehameha fired from the feet, so the user is able to attack with his hands. During the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai, Goku uses this attack against Piccolo Junior.
You: palms of his hands, Master Roshi was able to expel an explosive beam of ki energy. It was then presumably taught to Krillin and Yamcha. Goku learned it after witnessing Master Roshi unleashing the blast to extinguish the flames at Ox-King's home. They in turn taught it to others, and the attack became a very popular one to use during battle. Cell is al
Stranger: I can see you right now.
Stranger: I'm stalking you.
You: NOW FOR THE FINAL QUESTION
You: Who is Kuriza?
Stranger: I'm going to kill you in your sleep.
Stranger: Kuriza is my smegging penis.
You: WRONG
You: THIS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING
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« Reply #103 on: May 11, 2009, 02:38:56 PM »

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You: Are you one of those guys that asks if I'm a guy or girl and then disconnects if I'm a guy?
Stranger: noup :D
You: Oh
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: yep
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Stranger: ooo random kardeş naber
You: all right
You: cut the small talk
You: male or female?
You: because let's be honest
You: that's all that matters
Stranger: :D
Stranger: male
You: Ah
You: Well, also being male
You: we don't have a reason to talk
You: do we?
Stranger: :d
Stranger: ahahahah especially not
Stranger: bye
You: bye
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You: I'm a whale
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Stranger: Hi. I'm a guy and I'm straight. Are u in for some cyber with cam?
You: sure
Stranger: msn?
You: BubblinBlackMagic@msn.com
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« Reply #104 on: May 16, 2009, 10:16:51 PM »

Apparently, I am an unborn fetus in Flatland who inexplicably owns a bank, a computer, and a jack-in-a-box:


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You: what is the combination?
You: i lost mine
Stranger: 23 right 44 left 12 left
You: i thought it was just red-orange-blue
You: where's the safe, i must be doing the wrong one
Stranger: its under the cashiers desk but her hefty legs block it *hands you a saw* that should help
You: am I supposed to eat this?
You: it's very pointy
Stranger: i wouldnt advise it, but you have to do what you have to do
You: okay, cool
You: oh wait, i forgot
You: the safe's really just a jack-in-the-box
You: it pops up when you put in the combination
You: and the alarm goes off
You: any help with that?
Stranger: turn it upside down and the jack wont be able to come out
You: upside...down?!
You: i'm sorry, please explain the direction of upside-sown
You: upside-down*
Stranger: so that the top
Stranger: is on the bottomw
You: top... bottom?
You: what are these directions?
You: i know only up, down, left, and right
Stranger: the up is on the down
You: to turn inside oneself? baffling!
You: please explain to me how in Flatland I am supposed to do this
Stranger: push it
Stranger: with the saw
Stranger: then open it with our feet
Stranger: your*
Stranger: while eating a hotdog
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: no ketchup
Stranger: or it wont work
You: do i use the cheat code?
Stranger: up, down, left, right A then Start
You: oh yeaaaah, THAT was the combination
You: okay, brb
Stranger: kk good luck
You: how odd
You: after i opened the safe, i looked around me
You: and my teacups were gone
You: just missing
You: my romo has no doors
You: or windows
You: room**
You: and they are not in the safe
You: where did I put them?
Stranger: if your room has no doors or windows how did you get in it :o
You: i didn't
You: i was born inside the womb
Stranger: then use that saw and cut your way out
Stranger: YOU CAN DO IT
Stranger: BE FREE
You: YES
You: YES I WILL
You: oshi-
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« Reply #105 on: May 16, 2009, 11:32:52 PM »

Stranger: Where are you from?
You: In your dreams.
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« Reply #106 on: June 06, 2009, 06:44:09 PM »

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You: yo
Stranger: Whaddup brotha
You: wan some tea?
You: want*
Stranger: Only always!!
You: i can only give you wut's in my pockets, tho
Stranger: Is it black tea? White tea? Green tea? Roibus tea?
Stranger: Oh, THAT kind of tea.
Stranger: Hmm. I'm not sure you can drink that.
You: who said you'd drink it?
Stranger: This is true.
Stranger: Man, and you got me all excited for some tea.
Stranger: Way to go.
You: you can still have it
Stranger: I think you owe me some tea.
You: but not drink it, for that is not what you do with this kind of tea
Stranger: I'm pretty sure a cup of coffee would work just as well to make it up to me.
You: how about some beer? the coffee of champions!
Stranger: Hell yes it is!
Stranger: Fine.
Stranger: Sooooo....
Stranger: How's the business going.
Stranger: Your tea.
Stranger: Business.
Stranger: *cough*
You: oh, sorry, i was just getting the beer
Stranger: Right.
You: now, to get it to you
You: i will tie 200 helium balloons to it
Stranger: Brilliant plan.
You: i'm guessing you have a gun?
Stranger: Pssssh, yeah.
You: well then, i expect you to shoot it down when it floats into space
You: hopefully you can run fast enough to catch it
Stranger: This is the most well-thought out plan I've ever heard.
You: i figured as such
Stranger: Although I'm pretty sure you could use some of your tea money for a FedEx shipment.
Stranger: But we'll look past that.
You: money?
You: what is this money you speak of?
You: is it a kind of tea?
Stranger: What, you only get sexual favors for the tea?
Stranger: Lame, you can't buy food with sexual favors.
Stranger: You should know this.
You: food?!
You: what are these thing you talk about?
Stranger: I'm eating Teddy Grahams, yes, thanks for asking.
You: this, "food" and "money?!"
Stranger: I know, it's so foreign.
You: are these new flavors of tea i am unaware about?
Stranger: Well, you can't smoke Teddy Grahams. And it would hurt it you huffed them.
You: are you talking about Teddy Roosevelt, by any chance?
You: by "food," do you mean "president?"
Stranger: Nah, but he insituted a kickass park system.
You: i see.
You: did you get the beer yet?
Stranger: I see it in the distance.
You: can you check it isn't really champagne? i have a bottle of it ready for a previously planned engagement with someone
Stranger: Oh snap, I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Stranger: Actually, wait.
Stranger: Congratulations.
Stranger: I read that as if your engagement didn't work.
Stranger: This must be your beer talking.
You: oh, hello, beer.
Stranger: Friends.
Stranger: *takes a swig*
You: what a terrible show.
Stranger: So, this girl you're engaged to...tell me about her.
You: well, by engagement I don't mean "into marriage" per se, but a planned party with several people
Stranger: Oh, well.
Stranger: But I am invited to the wedding.
Stranger: Yes/yes?
You: well, there isn't one
You: there is no girl, and no ring
Stranger: Darn.
You: by engagement, i meant party
You: with several other people
Stranger: Well, ask one out or something.
Stranger: I don't know.
Stranger: Just don't show them the tea in your pocket.
You: yes, Marla forgot her vibrator, so we're going to need that bottle as a substitute
Stranger: Sounds like a stripper in her 50's.
You: you see, this party is a very large one
You: and every member's supposed to "enjoy oneself" at least once, instead of one hogging up all the action
Stranger: Hopefully no one will use that bottle afterwards.
Stranger: I'm just saying.
You: that reminds me
You: marla says she wants your beer bottle when you're done with it
Stranger: I'm pretty sure no.
You: you see, darla also forgot hers, and she was supposed to bring the oils...
Stranger: Look, man, as a female, I'm a helper. I encourage women to not do that sort of thing. Instead, they should get a real man.
Stranger: You have some forgetful friends.
You: what kind of a party did you think i was talking about?
Stranger: An engagement party, actually.
Stranger: Duh.
You: i'm terribly sorry, but i meant it was an orgy
Stranger: That would have been easier to type a long time ago.
You: but it wouldn't of had the euphemistic value as it would have
Stranger: It wasn't euphemistic, it was confusing.
You: well, i am sorry, madam, but i've got tea to brew
Stranger: Go brew that Kentucky Fried Chicken then.
You: nobody wants to rub bad tea all over their genitalia, do they?
Stranger: Probably not.
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« Reply #107 on: June 06, 2009, 07:52:40 PM »

I don't know what to think of Omegle...

It's... unique.

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« Reply #108 on: June 12, 2009, 10:29:07 PM »

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You: penis penis
Stranger: ?
You: penis
Stranger: oh
You: penis
Stranger: my penis
Stranger: is
You: penis
Stranger: long
You: small
Stranger: 8===================D
You: penispenis
You: pensi penis
Stranger: is my penis
You: penis penis penis
Stranger: suck my penis
You: p
You: e
You: rhaps
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« Reply #109 on: June 12, 2009, 11:41:46 PM »

I miss Bucket
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« Reply #110 on: June 13, 2009, 11:11:22 AM »

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Stranger: hi
You: what did you call me?Huh?
You: punk
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« Reply #111 on: June 13, 2009, 02:00:13 PM »

Stranger: hi
You: penis penis
Stranger: ?
You: penis
Stranger: oh
You: penis
Stranger: my penis
Stranger: is
You: penis
Stranger: long
You: small
Stranger: 8===================D
You: penispenis
You: pensi penis
Stranger: is my penis
You: penis penis penis
Stranger: suck my penis
You: p
You: e
You: rhaps
You: you are right my friend

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I would say you have an obsession.
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« Reply #112 on: June 13, 2009, 02:12:43 PM »

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Stranger: hi\
You: Hello, is this Agent P?
You: I was told to meet you here.
You: If you are, please give the codeword.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
You: Excellent.
Stranger: asl?
You: Agent P, someone might be monitoring this conversation. We should not give out our details. I am only known as Agent D.
Stranger: i am d
Stranger: you are p
Stranger: yes?
You: Okay, we will swap codenames.
Stranger: your sex is?
Stranger: f or m
You: I am a Secret Agent. We do not have sexes, only codenames.
You: Have you recieved the details from HQ yet about Operation Waterfall?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i havrnt
You: They should arrive soon. The schedule has moved forwards. We will counterstrike at 1700 hours.
Stranger: i just make a friend
You: No; that is dangerous Agent D! They are not friends, they are our enemies!
Stranger: what are you saying?
You: You have fallen to their propaganda!
Stranger: i dont understand
You: Okay, I apologize. You obviously have your own covert plan of infiltration. Good luck, Agent D. Goodbye.
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« Reply #113 on: June 13, 2009, 08:36:42 PM »

I had time to blow and decided to tear a page from Ronnoc's book.

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Stranger: yemin çekk
You: aight then
Stranger: hadi len
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You: meaning of life, five words or less
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Stranger: Not worth living.
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Stranger: hii there
You: that's a lame meaning
Stranger: sorry/
You: don't apologize to me, apologize to life
You: he's crying b/c of you
Stranger: you are crazy uh
Stranger: wow...you are a man.
You: no, i'm an astroman
Stranger: Shut up,please...your extremely ridicous are affect me;
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« Reply #114 on: June 14, 2009, 07:05:23 PM »

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You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: wait
You: one question
Stranger: ok
You: do you know the muffin man?
Stranger: the one who lives down drury lane?
You: non
You: no
You: the one that lives inside my esophagus
Stranger: oh yeah he seems like a pretty nice guy
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« Reply #115 on: June 19, 2009, 09:48:30 AM »

As a rule, I'm completely honest unless I feel the need to be stupid. Thus my conversations are actually quite boring...

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: 21 m uk
Stranger: 17 f korea
Stranger: i like britpop :-)
You: i hate it :p i like brit metal
Stranger: oh..... Sad
Stranger: ok bye Smile
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You: hi
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: edward?
You: david
You: elvis?
Stranger: bond
Stranger: ..
Stranger: james bond
You: prove it... how do you like your martini?
Stranger: oopss
Stranger: ok
Stranger: got me
You: imposter!
Stranger: awwww
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Stranger: hi!
You: do you like chocolate milk?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: Smile)
You: awesome
Stranger: yep
Stranger: u too?
You: not really
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« Reply #116 on: September 12, 2009, 08:35:21 PM »

Talking about philosophy, theology and the universe with someone in broken english. I think I lost half my brain cells.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: where did you put them?
Stranger: in a pot
You: and then what did you do with it?
Stranger: light it up
You: and then
You: ?
Stranger: smoke it up
You: and then?
Stranger: fly itll we die!
You: and then?
Stranger: this is the end
You: and then?
You: this is the end
You: my only friend
You: the very end
You: the end
You: (what were the words again?)
Stranger: this is the end
You: yes, obviously
You: but then what?
Stranger: yea~
You: and the other end?
You: when is that?
Stranger: next question
You: and can it wait until tomorrow, for what can be today?
You: can it wait to be tomorrow, for it's already today?
Stranger: i dont know
You: can time wait for it to borrow, all my lving life away?
You: can time wait until tomorrow, so i can live my life today?
Stranger: theres no accpetence
Stranger: u cant never stand here and wait till the last day
You: the last day was yesterday
You: for this tree i knew
You: poor sod
You: cut down
You: no more thoughts
You: for the tree
You: it never knew it had any
You: until they were gone...
Stranger: dont think twice tis alright
Stranger: its*
You: no, tis is better
Stranger: yea~
You: i wish the tree knew more
You: about what it was worth
You: maybe even be self-aware
You: so it can know
You: so it can be aware
You: of it's surroundings
You: instead of blindly drolling through soil
Stranger: y u must believe to the tree
You: and blindly being sawn away...
Stranger: which cant listen to what u heard
You: i wish it could, then it would of at least had a chance
You: at least, in its mind...
You: even fake hope
You: is better than not knowing what hope is
You: what thought is
You: what out function is
You: our*
Stranger: forget whre u belong to
Stranger: to something that cant recognize u evenly
You: what if it did though?
You: what if it knew?
You: what if the tree knew what was happening?
You: but accepted it
You: because it was its time...
You: i wish i had that boldness
You: to accept my time has come
You: or maybe it cried
You: in its mind
You: maybe its mind cried
You: maybe the world should cry for the blind tree
Stranger: look at the surrounding
You: who knew not why but what was happening
Stranger: y must u stick to whom just past when u came acroos
Stranger: across
Stranger: never a glance to point u at a time
Stranger: how bout the other plant dat might die if u just drop it off from ur silly eyes
Stranger: pity
You: even bacteria
You: they die all the time
You: do bacteria feel?
You: do they feel love, pity?
You: if they do, why don't they show it?
Stranger: do they?
You: do I?
Stranger: can they feel wut u feel ?
You: we're just a bunch of complex circuits
Stranger: do him?
You: there's no free will
You: just reactions
You: everything is just a chemical reaction
You: our "consciousness" is just the movement of electiricity fields
You: which move in a pattern
You: always in a pattern
You: we have no choice
You: our mind does not make a choice
Stranger: wuts the rush
You: it makes a decision
You: there is no rush
Stranger: y must u fail us?
You: i am not failing
You: i am thinking
You: maybe that's just a reaction
You: as i said, we are but a very complex chemical reaction
You: my typing this, my breathing, my "thinking" is the result of chemical reactions
Stranger: its a bomb!
You: and nothing else
You: we are but a physical lab
You: we are but an observer
You: we are but a program
You: already going to do something, just doesn't know
You: it's on a track, see what i mean?
You: there's not really free will, we can't change our thoughts
You: our thoughts are only affected by other thoughts
You: our thoughts change
Stranger: just vanish from your head
You: but not by "our" decision
You: i'm not in my head
You: i never was
Stranger: dont struggle on sumthing above
Stranger: above all
Stranger: it might ruin all
You: the beauty?
Stranger: faith
You: the beauty that is easily ruined is not deserving of tis existence
You: faith?
You: i don't want or need faith
You: belief in something we don't know is true?
You: always made me sick
Stranger: wut tis?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: wut do u mean sumthing dat u dont know
You: how do we know god is?
Stranger: and how bout the existence?
You: how do we know anything exists that we cannot prove?
You: why should we?
Stranger: the god is great
You: the god is nil
Stranger: he created us
You: he is not there
You: he created nothing, he does not exist
You: he is manmade
You: we made him because we were afraid
You: he could not explain things
Stranger: if u see the god u shall not be here
You: so we made him up
You: if i see god the i believe him
Stranger: u confused ur self
You: but i don't
You: i never saw god
You: i never will
You: because we made him up
You: we never had proof for him
You: we just made him up
Stranger: if u can saw him so he is just a normal one
Stranger: open up ur mind
Stranger: think wisely
You: my mind is open
Stranger: so?
You: i have always tohught wisely
You: i never see any god
You: i never have
You: if he appears normal, how should i know that is him?
You: why should i believe in something proofless?
You: lack of proof is garbage
You: we need to know why, not just what, something is
You: and that it is
You: and not just imaginary
Stranger: u see he if u can see the god all people wont do the bad things
You: so why does he not show?
Stranger: everyone will pray
Stranger: and just pray
You: why does he let people do bad things?
You: why do people waste their lives praying?
You: why do people waste good lives talking to something that isn't there?
Stranger:  dats why he gave us mind to think
You: that does not prove his existence
You: if he wanted us to believe in him
You: he should give us proof
Stranger: so who created u?
You: he designed us to want proof
You: my mom and dad created me
Stranger: so ur parents are god
You: my parents are not god
Stranger: isnt it?
Stranger: so?
Stranger: who created them?
You: so? so so?
You: their parents
You: and so forth
You: we evolved
You: we changed
You: before we were monkeys, but we changed
You: our dna mutated
Stranger: ok who the first one?
You: the first one was but a few bacteria
You: a few bacteria
Stranger: so u are from monkey evolved
You: a chemical reaction created them
Stranger: doesnt make sense
You: originally, i am from a bacteria
You: god doesn't make sense either
Stranger: how bout the monkey living now?
You: they did not evolve
You: the ones that nutated
You: is us
You: their descendants mutated
You: ancestors*
You: into us
You: but the main monkey lived on
You: like a branch that splits
You: both parts still grow
Stranger: oweh really?
You: the other part doesn't disappear
Stranger: u noe, people like to think
You: yes, we do
Stranger: just think on what they see
You: yes we do
Stranger: and imagine
You: yes
You: we imagine
You: we see what we know
You: and we imagine what we don't
You: but sometimes, we can create what we imagine
Stranger: yes dats true
Stranger: a plant?
Stranger: can they create a living things?
You: no we cannot
Stranger: i mean create
You: we can create people
You: but plants create plants
Stranger: so who create them?
You: more plants
You: who evolved from something else
Stranger: yes something else
You: which evolved from bacteria
Stranger: try figure it out
Stranger: u might fount it
You: i have
You: i found out
You: we are all from bacteria, originally
You: they were made by a chemical reaction
You: wihch were made by multiple materials
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what is chemical?
You: chemical is when things change
Stranger: it must been to a process
You: when things change their makeup
Stranger: which people does it
Stranger: its not a natural
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: do u noe dat?
You: chemical reactions are natural
You: they are natural
You: don't you know that?
You: you do not need people to make chemical reactions
Stranger: ok i noe dat
You: you just need the chemicals to find each other
You: we don't make all of them
You: we never invented them
You: we just discovered them
Stranger: what are the chemicals for human?
You: i do now know off-hand
You: not entirely
You: except that we are part protein
You: part carbon
You: part oxygen
You: part water
Stranger: so dats cannot be proven
You: it has been
You: yes it has
Stranger: all of them after we receive dat
Stranger: by ourself
You: hm?
You: please talk in a full sentence for once
Stranger: how people start to think?
You: from a chemical reaction
You: from neurons passing, flowing, etc. etc.
Stranger: also?
You: consciousness itself, we do not know yet
You: but that does not prove god
You: it just proves we haven't reached it yet
You: read Cosmos
You: from Carl Sagan
You: that will explain it
Stranger: ok great
You: better off, watch the videos
Stranger: ok read history of god
Stranger: by karen amstrong
Stranger: a freethinker
You: what is that about?
Stranger: the history of all religion
You: as in, theology?
Stranger: why everyone want to have their own religion?
You: oh
You: yes, because it reflects what they want
You: religion=morals=desires
You: thus, religion=desires
Stranger: i dont think so
You: i do
Stranger: its what we  hold on to
You: because we want them
Stranger: how bout the law
You: laws?
Stranger: if a country dont based on the law
You: laws are restrictions
Stranger: yes
You: that we made
You: for order
Stranger: y they created the law?
You: for easier society
You: law was made for a better society
Stranger: yes correct
Stranger: same to religion
You: but it failed
Stranger: to ease
You: think of all the wars religion caused
Stranger: y u said dat?
You: ALL of them
You: wait
You: not every war
You: i meant, think of all the wars religion caused
Stranger: cause they dont want to understand the religion itself
You: which are many
You: no
You: because religions would say to kill certain people
You: or religions contradict
Stranger: arethe religion ask to do bad thing?
Stranger: contradiction is because they fail to understand
You: no
Stranger: u understand religion?
You: contradiction is because two ideals aren't the same
Stranger: u should discover them
You: i do not understand religion, the same way i don't understand insane people
You: so, let me get this straight
Stranger: ok
You: if religion said person A was the best person in existence
You: and then another one said person B was the greatest too
You: it's not because of a matter of oponion
Stranger: and how about the history?
You: but a matter of actual fact that cannot be explained?
Stranger: history will never change
You: that cannot be understood?
You: history does not change, at least, the facts don't
You: but history books like to tiwst the truth
You: especially over time, they skew more
You: eventually what we get is a rudded down mess
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: some people struggle to on what they want to prove
You: you do not know what?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: to me everything must based on fundamentals
You: what question are you answering
You: to me things must be based off concrete proof
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but from wut
You: from oyr senses
You: our*
Stranger: wut the fundamental?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sense doesnt work
Stranger: everyone is different
Stranger: so which one we want to believe?
You: the ones we can see
Stranger: i dont get it
You: the things we can see, can hear, can sense first-hand
You: that is what we shoul believe
You: should*
You: everytinhg else, we should question
You: i haven't seen God, why should i believe in him?
Stranger: how about the evolution?
You: i se a monkey
Stranger: u never see it before
You: i see it's relation to us
Stranger: its just a myth
You: it see how we might of come from it a while ago
You: it's been proven more times than creationism, that's for sure
Stranger: thins other than monkey that evolved?
You: everything
You: every living thing
Stranger: like wut?
You: lizards
You: birds
You: fish
You: like i said, watch Cosmos
You: it also shows evolution at work
You: and even where what came from where
Stranger: thats a theory
You: a very well-thougt out one
You: don't dismiss it
You: it's been proven many times before
Stranger: but still can be questionize
You: yes, but not anywhere near as much as creationism
Stranger: how bout the world?
Stranger: an evolution?
You: what do you mean?
You: we just talked about it!
You: and exaplined it!
You: explained*
Stranger: cool down ok i understand
You: alright, good
You: now, just a question:
You: is english your first language?
You: i'm just curious
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no
Stranger: y?
You: nothing, i could just tell from some of the grammar
You: don't worry about it
Stranger: im not that good in english
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no prob
Stranger: dont forget to check out the book i told u
Stranger: kinda nice one
Stranger: very well written
Stranger: no bias
Stranger: not to discover but to understand
Stranger: dont think to far
You: I see
You: i'll look into it
You: and you'll look into Cosmos as well?
Stranger: ok!
You: if so, I suggest the videos, they're easier to understand
Stranger: i know that book
You: and make more sense
Stranger: yes i know that
Stranger: ive watched it
Stranger: some of it
Stranger: the wonders must have the creator
Stranger: none can generate by itself
Stranger: theres no curiousity
You: right, and something made the universe, obviously
Stranger: just an understanding
Stranger: yea~
You: but we haven't learned what it is just yet
Stranger: yup
Stranger: coz theres alot
You: i wouldn't say it's definitely God though
You: in fact, I would consider that last, IMO
Stranger: theres a religion said that the world and everthing its juat a drop of water from the whole sea
Stranger: how bout ourself?
You: there's a theory this universe is just an electron in another universe
You: and that every election in ours is another universe
You: and so forth and so on
Stranger: a theory rite
Stranger: from a person
You: a silly one, but makes you think
Stranger: haha yea
You: oh, i meant electron, not election
Stranger: where are the electrons come from?
You: i dunno
Stranger: discover
You: i can't
You: i'm not a scientist
Stranger: y?
You: well, i can't just go out and go "this is where an electron came from"
Stranger: so u still believe to a person
You: what?
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats not what imeant
Stranger: we still have to believe to sumthing
Stranger: and theres a religion means which 'surrender'
You: what?
You: that sentence made no sense
Stranger: surrender can means alot
You: i don't know what you're saying at all
Stranger: we cant fight the greatest
Stranger: coz he is the greatest
You: but how do we know what is the greatest?
Stranger: dont have to think to far coz u might lose what is infront of u
You: so, in other words
You: "don't think becuase then life sucks"
You: ignorance is bliss, you're saying?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i mean we still have alot of thing to know
Stranger: that what the religion said
Stranger: dont have to rush
You: right, but we should try to know them
Stranger: yes
You: we shouldn't rush, we'd lose information that way
Stranger: of course
You: but still, we should try very hard to learn and discover
You: we shouldn't rely on religion as an infallible fall-back for the inexplicable
Stranger: the first word in a religion's book is READ
Stranger: and also a phrase sounds like this
You: how does that pertain to anything?
You: well, i hae to leave now
You: see you later
Stranger: ok
You: bye
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« Reply #117 on: September 12, 2009, 09:11:39 PM »

Ah, good times...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'M ASIAN.
Stranger: KOMICHIWA.
Stranger: GENERAL TSO.
Stranger: Lou mein.
Stranger: Gutten tag?
You: BUTCHER BUTCHER, WHERE IS BUTCHER?
Stranger: I'LL BUTCHER YOUR FACE
Stranger: WITH MY RAZOR TOOTHED robot.
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND GO GET BUTCHER.
Stranger: A butcher to butcher your hideous face?
Stranger: Woman are only useful in the kitchen.
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Stranger: k****.
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Stranger: Is that suppose to be funny?
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Stranger: Try again.
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Stranger: You're incomplete.
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND GO GET BUTCHER.
Stranger: Make yourself useful and stop trollin'.
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Stranger: Srsly, it gets boring, br0.
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Stranger: God.
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Stranger: Why do you type that out, each time?
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Stranger: /waste
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Stranger: I'm sure.
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND GO GET BUTCHER.
Stranger: Keep 'em cummin, bby.
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Stranger: My TV's still on, though.
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You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND GO GET BUTCHER.
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Stranger: Isn't that just a stinker?
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Stranger: You understand me.
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Stranger: That took you a while to type that out.
Stranger: You're runnin' a bit slow.
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Stranger: Yeah, I've won.
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Stranger: My boyfriend's coming home from watching UFC.
You: KU KUE KU KUE
Stranger: scorescorescore
Stranger: Bye.
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« Reply #118 on: September 13, 2009, 07:26:54 AM »

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You: Sesame Street
Stranger: cool
Stranger: say hi to big chiken
You: Yeah it's pretty cool; I guess.
You: You mean Big Bird?
Stranger: no
You: Read the new Twilight?
Stranger: for me is chiken
Stranger: how old are u
You: 17
You: I don't read Twilight.
Stranger: kid
Stranger: male or felame?
You: What do you think?
Stranger: dont know
Stranger: maybe.....
Stranger: really dont know
You: It is not so hard to tell, I think.
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: female
You: What?
You: No way...
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« Reply #119 on: September 13, 2009, 09:49:53 AM »

Omegle must be full of lesbians :o
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« Reply #120 on: September 23, 2009, 10:13:25 PM »

I felt like a four-year old. I loved it.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what color is a rectangle?
Stranger: ahoy there
Stranger: a rectangle is almost always green
You: what's that?
Stranger: sometimes however, it can be a sort of dour shade of purple
You: what's that too?
Stranger: what colour do you think a parrallelogram is?
You: i think it's the same color as the wall
You: what color is the wall?
Stranger: Off-white with slight pebbledash
You: can i see?
Stranger: Yes. How would I show you
You: show me.
You: show me a picture.
You: a pretty picture.
You: of me and you inside a house.
You: a house in heaven.
You: with candy
You: and ponies
You: what's a pony?
Stranger: you're not like the others haha
You: there are others?
Stranger: yes there are
You: are they in the picture?
You: where are they?
Stranger: no, it's just us in the picture
Stranger: with the rectangles
You: i want a rectangle
You: can you give me one?
Stranger: yes, I can
Stranger: but first
Stranger: I must ask
Stranger: are you a machine?
You: like a robot?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: like a robot
You: what's a robot? i saw one in a movie once.
You: no i am not one.
You: i am a people.
You: are you a people?
Stranger: I am certainly a people
Stranger: a rich people
You: a people with a rectangle?
Stranger: many small green rectangles
You: i want a blue one
You: can i have a blue rectangle?
You: please, i love rectangles
Stranger: I can make one for you
You: sometimes i collect them and show them to my mummy
You: why is mummy still asleep?
You: she's been asleep for a long time
Stranger: Where is your mummy now
Stranger: ?
You: ever snce she had a lot of bigpeople juice
You: where is my mummy?
You: are you my mummy?
You: my mummy is over here
You: oh wait, i know what color she is
You: it's called "white," right?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that is correct
Stranger: although not all people are white
You: where is my rectangle?
You: i want a rectangle
You: rectangles make me happy.
Stranger: It should be with you in 24 hours. I have sent it by special delivery
You: but ovallies make me sad.
You: ovals make me very sad
You: i try petting them and they don't like it
Stranger: what's wrong with voals?
Stranger: *ovals
You: ovals don't like it when i pet them
You: rectangles are happy though
You: they make happy noises
You: sometimes i pet a rectangle so much it turns into a square
Stranger: What kind of noises?
You: then i throw them out
You: what's a noise?
Stranger: A noise is a sound
You: sound?
You: i have a pet sound
You: want to see it?
Stranger: yes I do
Stranger: Can I see it?
You: okay
You: (     )
You: but sometimes
You: sometimes
You: it is also
You: this
You: [     ]
Stranger: very very nice
You: do you have a pet sound?
Stranger: yes I do have a pet sound
Stranger: do you want to see it?
You: i already did
You: it's a very pretty sound
You: let me see it again!
You: again! again!
Stranger: ><><><><>|||<><><><><
You: again!
Stranger: //><><><><>|||<><><><><\\
Stranger: ooh it changed
Stranger: where do you live?
You: pretty
You: i live over here
You: next to this wall
You: and my rectangles
Stranger: fantastic
Stranger: how many rectangles do you have?
You: this many
Stranger: thats a lot
Stranger: what country do you live in
You: i live next to the wall with my rectangles.
You: what's a noise?
Stranger: you are a machine
You: no i am not
Stranger: prove it
You: i'm not really retarded
You: just tripping a little bit
Stranger: wow
Stranger: tripping is fun
Stranger: i trip too
You: what's a trip?
You: i want one.
You: can you show me yours?
Stranger: I did LSD mixed with DMT and MDMA. Mind blowing Kentucky Fried Chicken
Stranger: my what?
You: i like letters.
You: my favorite letter is K
You: because it's a rectangle
Stranger: I like K too
You: i don't want it anymore
You: do you want it?
Stranger: yes please Smile
Stranger: thankyou
You: yay
You: i just talked to mummy about your letters
You: she says they are very bad letters and i should be put in the box again if i talk to you
Stranger:  I am afraid there is something very, very important I have to tell you
You: are you my mummy?
Stranger: yes I am your mummy
Stranger: you real mummy
You: i don't have a mummy
Stranger: You do not
You: mummy says my mummy died
You: and you made it happen
You: what's dying?
You: can i do it?
Stranger: You are already dead
You: no
You: i am a people
You: are you a people?
Stranger: no. you are already dead
Stranger: dead
Stranger: dead
Stranger: you're dead
Stranger: rotting in the cold earth
You: i like the cold.
Stranger: guts eaten by worms
Stranger: insects nesting in your eye sockets
You: i already do that
You: my mummy tells me to stop
You: but i like it
You: sometimes my pants feel funny when i do
Stranger: have you had sex?
You: i've had cake
You: it's very ugly
You: and blue
You: but a rectangle
You: i love rectangles
You: can you give me one?
Stranger: yes I can
You: thanks you
You: i have it
You: it's very pretty
You: bye
You: i love you mummy
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« Reply #121 on: September 25, 2009, 08:37:15 PM »

That was one of the greatest conversations to have been played back in my mind. Thanks, twinsoul.

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« Reply #122 on: September 26, 2009, 07:43:07 PM »

groupchat is so funny

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-----You: <Pep> YOU IN GROUP CHAT
-----You: <Pep> GAYBOY
---StrangerA: i like rape
-----You: <Pep> sure you do
-----You: <Pep> im pepe
-----You: <Pep> or pep
-StrangerB: hehe
--------Eag: I'm Eagle
--------Eag: Or Eag
-----You: <Pep> xD
---StrangerA: your a 14 year old oyster
-----You: <Pep> I should make tags longer
--------Eag: Your choice.
-----You: <Pep> im 13 actually
-StrangerB: i dont get it
-----You: <Pep> you're in groupchat
-----You: <Pep> silly
---StrangerA: my name is chris
-----You: <Pep> I haz hacked into your omegle
--------Eag: Listen, we don't have much time,
-----You: <Pep> we must
--------Eag: You guys are the chosen ones.
-----You: <Pep> get to the timebomb
-----You: <Pep> IT MUST BE KILLED
--------Zom: 14 your old gay? wait
-----You: <Pep> sounds like ur dad
--------Zom: I asked you to suck my trypophobia!
-----You: <Pep> D:
-----You: <Pep> i'd suck it
-StrangerB: yes
-StrangerB: i am
--------Eag: I believe we've gone a bit off track...
-----You: <Pep> we're all gay
-----You: <Pep> fordavid hasselhoff
-----You: <Pep> BACK ON TOPIC
-----You: <Pep> YOUR MISSION
--------Zom: oh come on
-----You: <Pep> FIND THE GAYBOY
-----You: <Pep> TERMINATE HIM
--------Eag: Wha
-----You: <Pep> GRAB THE RELIC
-----You: <Pep> AND
-StrangerB: i dont want to be terminated
---StrangerA: wow
-----You: <Pep> ESCAPE THROUGH BOULDER
-----You: <Pep> THEN
-----You: <Pep> VICTORY DANCE
-----You: :D
--------Eag: YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES.
--------Zom: boulder?
-----You: <Pep> yse
--------Eag: YOU MUST
-----You: <Pep> GO FOR GOLDEN BOULDERS
--------Eag: Do you understand?
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« Reply #123 on: October 03, 2009, 11:37:36 PM »

What if this worked? Even worse... what if it was true?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you know what's weird?
Stranger: no
You: what if I were you, and you were just having a dream?
You: shouldn't you wake up now?
You: come on, it's almost time for breakfast
You: wake up, man
You: wake
Stranger: i am not a man
You: you have to wake up
You: it's almost breakfas
You: come on
You: you'll be late
You: you know how these dreams go
You: once you realize it's a dream, it ends, right?
Stranger: wait  do you crazy?
You: well, why are you still asleep then?
You: come on
You: you don't remember falling asleep?
You: you passed out, remember?
You: come on, off the floor
You: it's almost breakfast
Stranger: do you have Stimulus

You: come on, wake up
You: or at least make me say something interesting
You: seeing as i'm an extnesion of you
You: i am
You: i mean, you
You: wait
You: it works?
You: now, wake up
Stranger: ....  i think you are a crackpot

You: come on
You: now, now, wake up
You: what's wrong with you
You: WAKE UP
You: UP
You: UP
You: UP
You: UP
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« Reply #124 on: October 03, 2009, 11:39:27 PM »

I honestly dont know who even reads these.
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« Reply #125 on: October 04, 2009, 12:14:55 AM »

If they're not worth reading don't post them.
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« Reply #126 on: October 04, 2009, 12:32:40 AM »

Well none of these are worth reading. As a matter of fact if you are reading any of them you need to find a more productive way to spend your time.
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« Reply #127 on: October 04, 2009, 12:43:54 AM »

If they're not worth reading don't post them.
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« Reply #128 on: October 04, 2009, 12:52:13 AM »

Or we could just keep talking about Omegle and posting short interesting conversations rather then short stories.
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« Reply #129 on: October 04, 2009, 06:19:37 AM »

I read these..

will try to have an interesting omegle short story and post it for you.
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« Reply #130 on: October 04, 2009, 12:13:55 PM »

I read them too.. Cow and Twinsoul's in particular...

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« Reply #131 on: October 04, 2009, 12:30:08 PM »

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: I'm going to post the log of this conversation on a forum,
You: some people are going to read this
You: what message do you have for them
You: ...
Stranger: dats really good .....the message is "do anything u feel is right with confidence and never repent on anything u have done ....
You: good one
Stranger: instead u can learn frm mistakes
You: cool
You: are you interested in creating video games?
Stranger: how
You: simple 2d ones
You: the forum is about game development using a software called game maker
You: I want to invite you to the forum ^^
Stranger: wat is the forum's address
You: www.gamemakergames.com
You: www.gamemakergames.com/forum/
You: to download the software
You: www.yoyogames.com
You: do you know any programming language?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and is it worth the effort
Stranger: yes c
You: cool
You: yes it's a very good software
You: and easy to use
Stranger: ur website is under construction
You: ...
You: no it isn't
Stranger: its saying "the site is under construction
You: no it doesn't!
You: do u mean the gamemakergames one?
Stranger: i typed www.gamemakers.com and its saying the same
You: no no
You: type
You: www.gamemakergames.com
Stranger: ok
You: now it works!!!
Stranger: now its there
You: :D
You: you can download some sample games to see what game maker can do
You: g2g
You: bye
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Heck ya! You go Koo Koo! This can be a tool to our advantage to convert people!
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« Reply #133 on: November 19, 2009, 09:39:52 PM »

BUMP*2

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy
You: name a letter from 1 to eleventy
You: in your hed
You: head
You: okay, now divide that number by the color of a triangle
Stranger: What?
You: now, add the sixth digit of your seventh egg
You: and subtract the sides of an oval to an ovaltine
Stranger: Idk this
You: i will bet that the number ends up coming up to:
You: curve in a shell
You: am i right?
Stranger: Sure
You: am i?
You: am?
Stranger: Ya Sure
You: aarrrrra?
You: THE CLOCKSMITH OF TIME IN A BOTTLE
You: IN A PILL
You: IN A BOOK
You: IN ANOTHER PILL
You: was it that too?
Stranger: You hyper or high I like to eat broccoli!  if you are it's cool
You: no, i am THE CREDITS ROLL
You: MAN
You: SUPERHERO
You: IN A BOTTLE
You: IN A BOOK
You: IN A PILL
You: IN ANOTHER BOOK
You: IN A THIRD ORANGE
You: IN A THIRD ORANGE
You: IN A THIRD ORANGE
You: now, class, where is the sand in this equation?
You: please answer in future-mime, page 76
Stranger: Idk??
You: FUTURE-MIME
You: FORM UP
You: FUTUREMIME, GOTTA CATCH MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
You: now, teacher, where is the equation in this sand?
You: please answer in mime-future
Stranger: Idk sorry
You: page, owl-ey 7
You: come on
You: you know it
You: come on
You: sing it
You: you know the words
You: "You never find them, but you can always..."
You: come on
You: come on
You: i need you to answer
Stranger: Idk know that song
You: the rope's getting tighter
You: tighter
You: tighter
You: it passed!
You: ohgolly, out of time
You: the correct answer, of course, was, of ourse, of cours, f cusr, f sdc, cd
You: you see? it all makes sense now, how we can equate numbers
You: and coilors
You: colors especially
You: now we can equate colors
You: to colors
You: to colors
Stranger: Okay byee
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« Reply #134 on: November 20, 2009, 12:29:51 AM »

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You: Hi
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You: Hello there.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello.
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm bueno
Stranger: you?
You: I'm good
Stranger: twilight fan?
You: No. Never read nor watched.
Stranger: dude?
You: Yes
Stranger: I like to eat broccoli!
Stranger: sorry my bad
You: xD
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you say asl I will kill my wife.
Stranger: haha psycho
Stranger: what the hell
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ello thar
Stranger: hi
You: Ho'wre you
Stranger: every thing goes well
You: That is indeed good..
Stranger: yes~and u?
You: Everything is fair, as good as is expected.
Stranger: good~what's Ello thar mean?
You: Hello there
Stranger: English?
You: Yes
You: Wait
Stranger: ok
You: Are you one of them spies I've been hearing about?
You: Wanting to learn English? O_O
You: Omegle is full of them.
Stranger: nonono
You: Okay
Stranger: I just for fun
You: Oh
Stranger: where are u from?
You: America. I work for the Government.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: okay
You: Usually the spies are the ones that deny being spies.
You: Are you sure you're not a spy
You: ?
Stranger: e...I'm only 20 years old ,in university
You: You could still be a spy.
You: They come in all ages these days.
You: Man, I've tracked and shot down 3 6 year old spies this year alone.
Stranger: you are too Nervous about that
You: How so
You: I always get nervous when shooting children
You: It's not like I want to, but it's my job.
Stranger: u are FBI?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Yes
Stranger: really?
You: Yes.
Stranger: I don't believe
You: Most of the spies are from China. Wha
You: Well, believe what you will.
Stranger: why they from china
You: China wants to destroy America.
You: So they are sending spies to learn our new energy grids.
Stranger: no America wants to destroy the world
You: We've found a total of 253.5 spies this year alone.
You: Why do you say this?
You: Only spies usually say this. Meaning you could be a spy. Are you a spy?
Stranger: just because
Stranger: damn you the k****!
You: We have your location, we will be checking in on you from time to time. Please do not flee the country.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is your name... John?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: why?
You: Just wondering :<
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: u found him in omegle?
You: yes
You: I can't find him anymore Sad
Stranger: ohh
You: he said he loved me
Stranger: u look so sad
You: but then he left
You: :<
You: I am
Stranger: ohh i think he just kidding..
Stranger: <(o_o)>
You: I like to eat broccoli!
Stranger: u love him?
You: yes
Stranger: u see his photo?
You: he asked for my address so we could go get married
You: no
Stranger: wow..
You: I gave him it and i haven't heard from him since Sad
You: this was 2 days ago
Stranger: whos your name?
You: my name?
Stranger: yes..
You: megan
Stranger: age ?
You: 16
Stranger: ohh
You: john is 19 Sad
Stranger: in 16 u can married?
You: i guess
Stranger: where u live?
You: california
Stranger: can i see your photo?
You: hold on
Stranger: i live in canada
You: I'll get a link for it
Stranger: okay
You: i have slow internet I like to eat broccoli!
Stranger: ohh..
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: but i can see your photo
You: you can?
You: how'd you find it
Stranger: no..
Stranger: i will wait until u open your photo to me
You: oh okay
Stranger: okay my name is joseph kolony
You: mine's megan kowski
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« Reply #135 on: December 17, 2009, 01:44:38 AM »

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2009-12-17
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WOOOAAAH
Stranger: oof
Stranger: auauaugh
Stranger: Oh hai
You: Heil Hitler
Stranger: You would.
You: smeg YOU k****
You: AIUPDFSGbhsaqtywrg
Stranger: Aww
Stranger: I love you though
You: :<
You: Lies
Stranger: I really, really do.
Stranger: No, honey.
Stranger: It
Stranger: I got a new job
Stranger: we can move to a better building
Stranger: everything is going to be okay
Stranger: I love you.
Stranger: Are you pregnant?
Stranger: Or am I?
You: You are
You: You smegging slut
Stranger: Yeah. I'm sorry.
You: You cheating on the chinese cook with the milk man!
Stranger: I like to smeg things, what can I say
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: WHO is this?
Stranger: The mailman?
You: No
You: The bartender
Stranger: Ooooh you were a weird one.
You: from the bar across the street
You: thanks
Stranger: Biter.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I have a husband soo
You: Me too
Stranger: Well what happens next
You: You disconnect and I'll start a new convo. :0
Stranger: ew.
Stranger: M F
Stranger: My stars! MF
You: I have a throbing sock that wants inside your penis.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: k
Stranger: go for it
You: alrighty
You: I'll have to find my spare vagina to put on my eye
Stranger: ear smegging plz
You: fine :<
You: you like the little green thing, don't you
Stranger: Green?
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: what is that
You: My penis
You: it's green
Stranger: But why
You: moldy, presumably
You: i'm a crusty old moldy piece of shrivled bread
Stranger: YEah
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: KIIIINK
Stranger: that is my kink
Stranger: how did you know
You: I am god, so I would know all
Stranger: but
Stranger: god goes on omegle?
You: obviously I'm here, so yes
Stranger: OH
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i dont believe in you so
Stranger: you cant exist
You: good, because i am yourself in the mirror
Stranger: LE GASP
You: i am your subconsious thoughts
You: your mind doesn't waste its time thinking about these things
You: though apparently
You: it is now
Stranger: What do I think about
Stranger: tell me.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: animal
You: otherwise you wouldn't be seeing this
Stranger: now
Stranger: go
You: smeg
You: YOU FOUND OUT WHO I REALLY AM
Stranger: UH OJ
Stranger: WHAT ARE U
Stranger: VAMPIRE
Stranger: SAY IT
Stranger: AHHH
You: I AM Luke Skywalker
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: can i bang you
You: we established i am not god as he does not exist
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Luke is second jesus.
Stranger: I am Leon Trotsky
You: I am a salmon
Stranger: nom
Stranger: nom
Stranger: nom
You: that happens to look like Luke Skywalker
You: before he had the accident
Stranger: hahahhahaah oh man.
Stranger: i remember when i was a little kid
Stranger: i was so dissapointed by his looks
Stranger: such a shallow little girl
You: i killed myself when i saw him
Stranger: Yeah. I know. I am you
You: I know
You: I always talk to myself
Stranger: So how have we been
You: we've been depressed a lot lately
Stranger: yeah i know
You: our arm is better now though
You: the pain is gone
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: why are you telling me this
Stranger: obviously
Stranger: i know it all.
You: you asked me you selfish little whore
Stranger: woaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: split.
Stranger: personality.
You: I like it in the butt
You: you like it in the ear
You: so
Stranger: Yeah you know
You: :|
Stranger: we make a good one person
You: yes
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: I wanna smeg you Sad
Stranger: UH OH
Stranger: well
Stranger: you do
Stranger: smeg yourself
Stranger: anyway
You: yeah
Stranger: wink
You: I bet Bill Gates would be proud to know that you love macs
Stranger: D:
Stranger: I don't even.
You: at least you did last summer
You: you've changed
Stranger: i am
You: i can't tell if you've changed for the better or for the worse
Stranger: so sorry
Stranger: I love you
Stranger: isn;t that enough
You: no
You: because I don't love you :D
Stranger: Wot.
You: I don't even know you anymore!
Stranger: Listen
Stranger: WHo are you
You: I am my mother's fathers' great ancester that was a kid of Obama and now have devoured myself in the brain of Albert Einstein
You: AKA
You: I am RC
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: RC
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT
Stranger: RANCOR?
You: Royal Crown
Stranger: Soda.
Stranger: Beer
You: Cola
You: RC Cola
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: sorry
You: you should add me on msn
Stranger: wat
Stranger: i dont even know
Stranger: what you are
You: I am a figment of your imagination
Stranger: so
Stranger: you should know my email
You: I don't keep tabs on your information
You: I only know what you want me to know
Stranger: I want you to know i love you
You: alright
You: I know that you love me
Stranger: I dont
You: but you wanted me to know
You: see
You: I only know what you tell me
Stranger: i hate monkeys
You: that's the beauty of it
You: If you hate monkeys, I love them
You: I AM THE OPPOSITE OF YOU
Stranger: .....
Stranger: dotdotdotdot
Stranger: NO I MUST DESTROY YOU.
Stranger: aAUUUUUGH
Stranger: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: Sad For shame, referencing such a naughty game.
Stranger: NAUGHTY?
You: Yes
You: Those poor little dudes stuck in this imaginary world, only to be placed in red and white balls and fought for eternity
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: what
Stranger: what
Stranger: if
Stranger: we ARE
Stranger: the pokemon....
You: you might be
You: I'm the opposite of you
You: so I wouldn't be
Stranger: Whatever
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i hate you
You: Smile
Stranger: dont
Stranger: smile
Stranger: at me
You: I'll do what I want ;_;
Stranger: cry moaaaar
You: ;_____________________________;
You: PAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHH
You: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: UH OH
You: So I heard you grow your own marijuana
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: i hear
Stranger: you grow
Stranger: mushrooms
Stranger: on your peaches
You: yeah
You: it's true
You: they're good though
Stranger: how good
You: good enough to give me an extra life
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: i love you now
You: :[
You: I'll eat you
Stranger: do it
Stranger: plz
You: no
Stranger: AUGFH
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: ARE TOYING WITH ME
You: Smile
Stranger: whatevski.
You: are you polish?
Stranger: I wish
You: I'm an cartoon
You: -n
Stranger: Minus that n
Stranger: do it
You: +vagina
Stranger: Aye
Stranger: ?
You: I'll be right back, I have to go trim my tricycle hairs
Stranger: Hot.
You: But I won't disconnect
You: Smile
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i will
You: YOU HAD BETTER NOT
You: :<
Stranger: WELL WHO ARE YOU
Stranger: ABE
Stranger: ABE LINCOLN
You: Yes
You: Now brbr
Stranger: I WISH
You: I have returned, young grasshopper
Stranger: who is this
Stranger: augh
Stranger: AUGFH
You: I am who I am
Stranger: YAM WHO I YAM
You: ohai thar popeye
You: I have to say
Stranger: FLAPJACK
You: That this is the most random conversation I've had on here. :|
Stranger: it is?
You: Yes, I don't come on here much
Stranger: cum
Stranger: I like to eat broccoli!
You: yes
You: I cum on porn sites instead
Stranger: same
Stranger: like
Stranger: realaly
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: i am too lazy to get up and pee
You: =[
You: lazy lazy lazy
Stranger: yes yes yes
You: I might disconnect soon as my internet likes to die after 12 hours
Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooh
Stranger: well i dont care
Stranger: cause i know
Stranger: nothing about you
You: :<
Stranger: Wink
You: I am RC
Stranger: the soda
You: No
You: The indie game developer
Stranger: hahahhahahaha
You: that, quite honestly hasn't finished making a game in 4 years
You: but oh well Sad
Stranger: they need to make a new zelda game
Stranger: that isnt on
Stranger: the ds
You: they are for Wii
Stranger: i know but
Stranger: it needs to happen
Stranger: also i dont like using the Wii
You: yeah
Stranger: fucks
Stranger: me
Stranger: up
Stranger: plus isn't it basically like
Stranger: twilight princess
You: They're supposedly going to make it like an RPG
You: Or something
Stranger: WHAT
You: some major gameplay change
Stranger: wow.
You: I hope they don't ruin it
Stranger: Yeah. Sam here.
Stranger: SAME
You: Hi Sam
Stranger: Im gonna get a tattoo of 8-bit link
Stranger: if i can
Stranger: IM NOT SAM
You: http://wii.nintendolife.com/news/2009/11/aonuma_prepare_for_zelda_surprise_next_year
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: but
Stranger: i love my old zelda.
You: that also kind of hints at another console too
You: brb
You: Hi Sam, I'm back.
Stranger: im not saaam
You: Sad
Stranger: IM NOT
You: Okay :<
You: Spirit Tracks already has been released, hasn't it?
You: I cannot remember
Stranger: YEAH I THINK SO
You: I need a new DS as my touchscreen is messed up Sad
You: But alas, I must disconnect so I can reconnect my internet before it disconnects me.
You: Nice randomly talking to you, Sam.
Stranger: dxfcgv]
Stranger: im
Stranger: not
Stranger: sam
Stranger: ddue
Stranger: dude
Stranger: the other day
Stranger: i talked to someone for like 3 hours
Stranger: and they just left
Stranger: JUST FYI
You: Sad
You: This is probably the longest I've chatted on here as well
Stranger: WEIRDO
You: yay for firsts
You: Smiles
You: I know
You: oh yah
You: http://www.rcsoft.co.cc go spam my support forum Smiles
Stranger: Huuuuh
You: and ignore the innuendo URL
Stranger: i dont even
Stranger: what
You: nvm
You: but srsly
Stranger: srs.
You: yuss
Stranger: srs bsns
You: srsly I disconnect now
You: bai
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: bye.
You: Sad
You have disconnected.
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« Reply #136 on: December 20, 2009, 09:27:06 PM »

I converted someone to GM!!!

Awesomeness.

We should have badges on this forum, that would be great.
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« Reply #137 on: February 02, 2010, 08:58:55 PM »

Yay for revival of topics nobody gives a trypophobia's nipple about!

Anywho:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: karyssss?
You: ...nope?
You: but, on a random tangent i'm on here
You: how many people do you think actually get the sarcasm in King of the Hill?
Stranger: clearly not many.
You: everyone sees it as republican propaganda, when it's really the opposite
You: i mean, i live in Massachusetts, which is as far away morally from Texans as can be
Stranger: I see.
You: and so everyone who doesn't "get it" are stuck thinking it sucks
Stranger: Like me.
You: like, i'm a democrat myself, always will be
You: but something about KotH
Stranger: yep k so, u use big words & i have no idea what u mean so bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Biggest word I used: "propaganda."

Sad thing: this couldn't be someone who was < 12 yrs old, as it seemed they actually typed quite fast, and instead of asking "what's x word mean?" they simply ran away frustrated.

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« Reply #138 on: February 02, 2010, 09:04:19 PM »

I like to eat broccoli! u use big words dood
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« Reply #139 on: February 03, 2010, 01:45:08 PM »

Code:
You: I hate george hotz
You: he's oyster
Stranger: pardon?
You: tell me you hate him too
Stranger: I have no idea who that is
You: good
You: hate him
Stranger: Um
Stranger: I can't really judge
You: think that he's the most horrible person in the world
You: he would take your baby and implate it in the town centre
You: *impale
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: that would be awful
You: i agrehz
Stranger: and spectacular, considering I don't have a baby
You: but, he'd sow it back up and you'd have to pay for insurance too
Stranger: Um, would I?
You: if you dont have money, he'd just keep bothering you
Stranger: I mean, impaling babies in public view generally gets you imprisoned
Stranger: depending where you are
You: yeah but this guy is immune to all jurisidiction
You: makes you hate him huh?
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: is he immune?
You: cause he's george hotz
Stranger: ANd who is that?
You: someone he SUCKS GAWD!
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« Reply #140 on: February 04, 2010, 11:35:44 AM »

Apparently if you type:

You: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.

the other person will see a message that says "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it."

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« Reply #141 on: February 04, 2010, 01:50:03 PM »

cameracut you've been reported to the FBI. :3
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« Reply #142 on: February 04, 2010, 07:09:43 PM »

You think that's trickery? One guy executed a javascript command in his address bar and made a message loop that sent me numbers 1 through 55. I'd make the line of code again but I forgot the id's of the controls...
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« Reply #143 on: February 04, 2010, 08:09:35 PM »

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Stranger: asl
You: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
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I like to eat broccoli!...
I think I might have really freaked that person out...
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« Reply #144 on: September 08, 2011, 04:39:52 AM »

NUCLEAR BUMP!!1!!11!

Omegle has got a new feature. You ask a question and watch 2 people discuss about it. These 2 guys are funny, so I decided to post the log:


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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

electric guitar or acoustic one? why? (vote results: electric = 1 - acoustic = 2)


Stranger 2: i have neither


Stranger 1: neither... accordions only


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: basoooon


Stranger 1: yes


Stranger 1: now your talkin


Stranger 1: we should start our own band


Stranger 2: yeah


Stranger 2: the Bosco and the Bassooncordian Orchestra


Stranger 1: what should we call ourselves? the name must be as witty as our music is iconic


Stranger 2: minus the the


Stranger 1: hey


Stranger 2: OH OH


Stranger 2: no


Stranger 2: Pug men


Stranger 1: theere ya go


Stranger 2: and our first album would be Pug Man


Stranger 2: and this would be the album cover hold on


Stranger 1: yes!


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: hold on


Stranger 2: I actually photoshopped an album cover specifically for a fake band called that


Stranger 1: i also say we release our debut album with... now hear me out...


Stranger 1: no music on it


Stranger 1: how original is that, right?


Stranger 2: http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n285/THMTRXMN/PugManAlbumCover.jpg


Stranger 2: there


Stranger 1: I like to eat broccoli!, smeg off? if you're serious i will be pretty impressed (album cover thing)


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli! its little because I was just being lazy and used internet sources I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: but the cover insert with all the text on it would be this


Stranger 1: dude, yes


Stranger 2: http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n285/THMTRXMN/Thestuffnightmaresaremadeof.jpg


Stranger 1: this was meant to be


Stranger 2: Ok


Stranger 2: I agree on the no music


Stranger 2: only backwards talking


Stranger 2: layerd


Stranger 1: great because i have absolutely zero musical talent or ability


Stranger 2: layered with slow and high speed speech like devil chipmunks


Stranger 1: yes... yes... i like where you;re going with this


Stranger 2: and only be released on vinyl and only for broken record players that spin to fast and backwards


Stranger 1: and itunes for $60


Stranger 2: yes


Stranger 2: 60 bucks a track


Stranger 1: just to make sure we take the hipsters money


Stranger 2: with 12 tracks


Stranger 1: they've never heard of us yet


Stranger 1: i like your style


Stranger 1: we'll be rich as astronauts


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: IDK how rich astronauts actually are


Stranger 2: especially now that we don't even have our own ships


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli! and have to pay the russians


Stranger 1: didnt the gov just like decomission nasa's budget?


Stranger 2: to take us into space I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: yeah


Stranger 2: cause the gobamints stupid


Stranger 2: I would wear one of these outfits in the band


Stranger 2: http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n285/THMTRXMN/Hats50-100.gif


Stranger 2: like a smegging badass


Stranger 1: like a boss!


Stranger 1: can you, by chance, wear all of them rotating like that irl ... every 1 second switch


Stranger 1: cause that would be pretty awesome


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: sure


Stranger 1: we need it for the success of pug men, no pressure though


Stranger 2: I will kidnap some scientist working on quantum physics and atom tracking


Stranger 2: to create a functional teleport


Stranger 2: that will switch my gear every second


Stranger 1: i can see no better use for their briliant scientific breakthroughs than our objective at hand here


Stranger 2: exactly


Stranger 2: smeg star trek transporters your going to switch my head gear k****es!


Stranger 1: PUG MEN


Stranger 1: FTW


Stranger 2: Indeed


Stranger 2: smegging boss


Stranger 2: smegging math as smeg


Stranger 2: Algebraic in fact


Stranger 1: so your sensibility leads me to believ your somewhat of an internet geek such as myself (still cool of course) but you're use of photobucket over imgur disturbs me..


Stranger 1: explain yourself, stranger


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: its from well


Stranger 2: here


Stranger 2: way back


Stranger 2: photobucket was considered ok


Stranger 2: and it was many years before imgur


Stranger 2: popped u[


Stranger 2: so I already have a photobucket account


Stranger 2: I know its shitty and crashes browsers and such


Stranger 2: but, ehh


Stranger 2: lazy


Stranger 1: but imgur is sooo easy and needs no account in the first place!


Stranger 2: riiight


Stranger 2: but I don't use a site to just upload pictures


Stranger 2: and then send a link


Stranger 2: I use it to actually store them for later use


Stranger 1: i see, ok, i'll let this one slide


Stranger 1: touchy subject for me, i'm sorry for lashing out


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!, not all things are transient


Stranger 2: why is it a touchy subject?


Stranger 2: O.o


Stranger 1: haha, mostly joking... im also an avid reddior


Stranger 1: where imgur rains supreme


Stranger 1: please tell me you know reddit ...?


Stranger 2: yeah


Stranger 2: I do


Stranger 2: inglip sommoned


Stranger 2: summoned


Stranger 1: haha


Stranger 1: ive had a few drinks, dont mean to be an peaches with any of my comments


Stranger 2: pfff


Stranger 2: Smacks in face with something you don't want to be smacked in the face with


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 1: hahah


Stranger 1: touche sir


Stranger 1: i have been put in my place


Stranger 1: i will never apologize again for offhanded comments


Stranger 2: thats right, zips up pants and struts


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: no


Stranger 2: wait


Stranger 2: what


Stranger 2: no, your supposed to apologize profusely


Stranger 1: NEVER SIR


Stranger 1: sorry, all caps


Stranger 1: (I like to eat broccoli!)


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: btw are you a lady or a gent?


Stranger 2: hmmm hmm?


Stranger 2: just curious


Stranger 1: i bet you were naively hoping (given the nature of this site) this whole time im an awesome girl eh? i am unfortunately a dude


Stranger 1: im sorry


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: pfff your fine


Stranger 1: Kentucky Fried Chicken im not suppose to appologize


Stranger 2: chill out


Stranger 1: haha i would still be chatting if i was here for some perverted mission


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!?


Stranger 2: srsly?


Stranger 2: for why?


Stranger 1: which i dont get by the way, why come here? theres a whole internets of porn out there .. doesnt make sense to me


Stranger 2: yeah it doesn't make sense to me either I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: continue


Stranger 1: everyone here seems to be looking to find chicks or get off... 90% at least, from my documented records


Stranger 1: i find it strange is all


Stranger 2: yes


Stranger 2: I know


Stranger 2: I get that


Stranger 2: I was saying


Stranger 2: why would you still be here chatting if you were on a perverted mission


Stranger 2: I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 1: oh, becuase you, my friend, are awesome


Stranger 2: I mean, I like to eat broccoli!, I'm not an awesome sheila either I like to eat broccoli!


Stranger 2: thank you


Stranger 2: I am also


Stranger 2: awsmoee


Stranger 1: this is why i come here, when drunk, such as now - to meet interesting strangers


Stranger 1: such as yourself


Stranger 2: you know what I never get


Stranger 1: your banter has amused me


Stranger 2: when people say, don't assume, assume makes an peaches out of you and me


Stranger 2: no it doesn't


You have disconnected.

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« Reply #145 on: September 08, 2011, 05:06:05 AM »

A long time ago I wrote a program that did that (without a question, though)
It also hooked it up to a chat room allowing multiple people to talk to 1 omegle person.

Turns out that nobody on omegle has anything interesting to say.
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« Reply #146 on: September 08, 2011, 10:25:12 PM »

A long time ago I wrote a program that did that (without a question, though)
It also hooked it up to a chat room allowing multiple people to talk to 1 omegle person.

Turns out that nobody on omegle has anything interesting to say.
Sounds like Omegle Spy (did you write Omegle Spy?)
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« Reply #147 on: September 09, 2011, 03:28:17 AM »

No, I made it before I knew of omegle spy.
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